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Derby · Season 1 · Round 30

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Lil Nugget finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.875 — 12 +11 27 12.2
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:40.517 +5.64 10 +8 38 12.5
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:44.858 +9.98 9 +6 48 11.9
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:46.442 +11.57 4 0 20 10.7
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:48.533 +13.66 3 -2 20 10.7
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:50.042 +15.17 1 -5 20 10.9
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:56.075 +21.20 13 +6 39 11.8
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:01.192 +26.32 6 -2 26 10.9
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:02.350 +27.48 8 -1 31 10.9
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 25 11.7
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -6 20 10.8
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -10 13 10.6
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -2 23 11.5
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 0 16 11.9
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 13 10.4
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 11 11.1
3.083
The Unit is airborne!
7.750
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 5-4-5-5-14.
12.017
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-1.
16.475
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-16-3-13-3.
22.658
Yolk is losing bits.
28.533
Radiator is airborne! Recent finishes: 13-5-11-5-7.
34.017
There goes a piece of Yolk.
39.400
Up it goes.
43.842
They will not want to see that again.
49.683
Chunk leaves something behind.
58.683
Yolk is in trouble.
1:00.183
Yolk is out. Recent finishes: 9-2-4-8-4.
1:05.000
Wide Load goes to the front.
1:09.158
Radiator will not be back.
1:14.367
That was always going to happen.
1:18.608
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:24.425
That has come off.
1:29.683
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
1:34.758
There is nothing left of it.
1:39.342
Stripped to the shell.
1:45.792
It is coming apart now.
1:47.292
Chunk will not be back.
1:48.792
Tube Sock has put Puck Yeah out.
1:55.150
Oh, that is a big one.
2:00.050
Look at the state of it.
2:05.475
That has come off.
2:10.050
They felt that in the back row.
2:18.733
Oh, that is a big one.
2:20.708
Crooked Pete is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:25.408
That is a long way off the ground.
2:30.050
Custard is on the move.
2:37.883
Custard is in trouble.
2:43.108
That is Butter Bean taking The Kidney with them.
2:48.742
Custard is in trouble.
2:53.642
That has come off.
3:01.375
Custard will not be back.
3:07.800
One to go.
3:19.583
That was always going to happen.
3:26.233
Up it goes.
3:31.875
Old Gristle has it.
3:32.058
Look at the state of it.
3:34.875
It is Old Gristle!
3:53.667
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 22.908 Yolk 22.908
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 47.575 Old Gristle 23.208
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:10.742 Wide Load 21.933
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:35.117 Puck Yeah 23.408
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:57.558 Old Gristle 22.441
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:22.033 Lil Nugget 22.325
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:44.100 Old Gristle 22.067
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:07.800 Old Gristle 23.700
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 18 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 21 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-2-10-6-3.
5.70
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
11 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-15-5-13-13.
177.50
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 1-6-7-4-3.
6.97
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
12 starts, 4 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-8-2-5-2.
2.77
6
The Kidney The Beans
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 7-12-11-13-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 3-8-8-7-3.
35.59
4
Radiator Basement Heat
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-14-15-15-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-7-8-5-2.
43.49
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
9 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 6-1-7-9-14.
14.78
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 9-8-15-14-6.
118.83
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 11-4-13-14-7.
174.21
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
15 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-5-2-7-7.
5.92
4
Wide Load The Pucks
12 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 1-11-1-16-2.
9.45
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 12-14-15-16-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-10-3-1-14.
23.67
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.8. Last five: 9-16-14-14-16.
219.30

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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