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Derby · Season 1 · Round 32

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:13.817 — 3 +2 21 10.6
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:18.783 +4.97 2 0 21 10.8
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 +2 19 10.8
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 +3 17 10.6
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -1 16 10.4
— Stubbs WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +4 24 11.5
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -6 13 10.7
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -2 13 10.1
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +4 17 12.1
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +2 15 11.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +5 12 10.9
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -4 11 10.2
— Custard RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +2 9 11.1
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -5 8 10.5
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -4 8 10.8
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 -2 5 11.1
2.275
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-15.
7.600
A new leader — Chunk.
12.292
Chunk is losing bits.
16.925
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-4-14-8-2.
21.392
Wide Load is going nowhere.
26.008
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 4-7-9-2-4.
30.608
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
36.208
Stopped, and in the way. That is 17 non-finishes in 43 career starts.
41.783
Chunk is losing bits.
46.067
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 5-8-8-6-7.
52.633
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
56.858
Second Sock leaves something behind.
58.358
Yolk is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
59.858
Second Sock has put Pilot Light out.
1:03.542
Chunk will not be back.
1:09.383
They will not want to see that again.
1:13.417
Slapper will not be back.
1:18.242
Refried Ron is in trouble.
1:25.817
It is coming apart now.
1:28.525
Refried Ron is out, and Stubbs did it.
1:38.883
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:40.700
Floppy Joe is out.
1:46.200
And that is Stubbs finished.
1:51.008
Damp Kevin is losing bits.
1:59.825
They felt that in the back row.
2:04.175
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
2:08.442
Stripped to the shell.
2:20.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:22.917
Long John has put Crawlspace out.
2:27.242
That is a long way off the ground.
2:39.092
The Kidney is out.
2:46.267
One to go.
3:10.817
Damp Kevin has it.
3:13.817
Damp Kevin takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 26.008 Yolk 26.008
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 54.050 Damp Kevin 27.283
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:21.775 Damp Kevin 26.892
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:50.050 Second Sock 26.466
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:18.533 Long John 28.317
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:46.267 Long John 27.675
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:13.817 Damp Kevin 27.550
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 9 1/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 11 0/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 0/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 20 0/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 24 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 25 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-3-3-15-8.
84.04
7
Long John The Noodles
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 7-3-2-2-10.
7.00
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
14 starts, 4 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 4-2-1-8-2.
3.24
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 4-4-2-4-7.
5.81
6
The Kidney The Beans
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 7-12-11-13-13.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.6. Last five: 13-11-12-15-15.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-8-13-6-9.
66.41
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.6. Last five: 13-15-12-9-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
10 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 7-6-1-7-9.
14.47
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.1. Last five: 3-10-10-10-12.
29.70
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
16 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-4-5-2-7.
5.03
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 13-11-4-13-14.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
15 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-10-11-3-5.
47.04
4
Wide Load The Pucks
12 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 1-11-1-16-2.
8.99
21
Custard The Soft Boys
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.3. Last five: 3-5-10-3-1.
21.00
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 15-9-16-14-14.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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