Derby · Season 1 · Round 38
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Custard survives to win
Custard took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Second Sock finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:05.358 | — | 16 | +15 | 15 | 10.1 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:09.608 | +4.25 | 4 | +2 | 8 | 9.7 |
| 3 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:10.800 | +5.44 | 2 | -1 | 9 | 9.2 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:13.883 | +8.53 | 3 | -1 | 12 | 9.5 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:13.958 | +8.60 | 1 | -4 | 9 | 9.7 |
| 6 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:18.833 | +13.48 | 9 | +3 | 33 | 10.7 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:21.383 | +16.03 | 6 | -1 | 21 | 9.6 |
| 8 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:21.850 | +16.49 | 10 | +2 | 38 | 10.2 |
| 9 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:23.433 | +18.08 | 11 | +2 | 40 | 10.1 |
| 10 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:25.808 | +20.45 | 8 | -2 | 19 | 9.4 |
| 11 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:26.658 | +21.30 | 5 | -6 | 16 | 9.3 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | 0 | 40 | 10.5 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 26 | 11.2 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 13 | 9.2 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 10 | 10.1 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -3 | 19 | 9.6 |
2.750
The Coaster takes the lead. Career record: 21 wins from 47, average finish 3.0.
7.008
There goes a piece of Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 3-6-4-4-9.
12.150
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
20.050
Look at Honey Mustard go.
24.967
There goes a piece of Custard. Recent finishes: 5-3-10-6-4.
30.050
Custard is coming through.
35.633
The Coaster leaves something behind.
39.867
Honey Mustard leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-2-2-3-7.
47.000
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-2-15.
54.400
Absolute carnage.
1:00.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:04.692
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
1:10.050
Tender Greg is going backwards.
1:16.567
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:21.567
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:23.067
Old Gristle has put Puck Yeah out.
1:26.842
Tender Greg is out, and Second Sock did it.
1:31.750
Absolute carnage.
1:37.175
Up it goes.
1:42.233
And it all goes wrong.
1:49.942
That has come off.
1:54.425
Up it goes.
2:00.050
Lil Nugget is going backwards.
2:04.725
That has come off.
2:10.050
Stripped to the shell.
2:19.758
It is coming apart now.
2:24.192
Up it goes.
2:28.808
Oh, that is a big one.
2:33.100
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:37.475
That is a long way off the ground.
2:42.233
There is nothing left of it.
2:43.733
One to go.
2:47.792
The Coaster is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:49.292
The Kidney has put Radiator out.
2:54.175
Up it goes.
2:58.542
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
3:02.358
Custard has it.
3:04.958
It is coming apart now.
3:06.458
Custard takes it!
3:10.700
Look at the state of it.
3:16.683
That is a long way off the ground.
3:20.625
And that is Gravy finished.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 22.125 | The Coaster 22.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 47.442 | Tender Greg 23.459 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:11.383 | Lil Nugget 21.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:33.542 | Custard 22.159 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:55.558 | The Coaster 20.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:19.000 | Crooked Pete 22.708 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:42.925 | Second Sock 21.925 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 3:05.358 | Custard 22.433 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 14 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 18 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 15-10-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
8 sections · 143 m
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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