Derby · Season 1 · Round 39
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:51.008 | — | 13 | +12 | 12 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:52.950 | +1.94 | 12 | +10 | 21 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:03.658 | +12.65 | 11 | +8 | 19 | 10.8 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:04.683 | +13.68 | 9 | +5 | 25 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:15.775 | +24.77 | 10 | +5 | 30 | 11.2 |
| 6 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:18.792 | +27.78 | 16 | +10 | 30 | 10.4 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:26.325 | +35.32 | 3 | -4 | 10 | 9.4 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:28.408 | +37.40 | 4 | -4 | 12 | 9.3 |
| — | Butter Bean RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -4 | 18 | 9.6 |
| — | The Kidney RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -4 | 16 | 9.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 13 | 9.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 13 | 9.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 12 | 10.9 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 13 | 9.9 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 11 | 9.6 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 10 | 10.0 |
2.850
Custard goes to the front.
8.600
Custard is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-3-10-6-4.
14.058
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
18.733
Absolute carnage.
27.858
They will not want to see that again.
32.442
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
38.142
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-3-6-4-4.
43.542
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 9-7-2-7-8.
49.092
Stripped to the shell.
53.475
Tender Greg will not take much more. Recent finishes: 3-3-6-4-4.
54.975
Tender Greg is out, and Stubbs did it.
1:01.917
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 4-6-2-3-6.
1:08.058
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:13.358
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:21.983
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:26.350
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:31.325
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:35.600
Look at the state of it.
1:40.133
That was always going to happen.
1:46.633
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:53.200
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:57.625
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:02.725
Absolute carnage.
2:07.175
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
2:15.875
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:21.792
That is a long way off the ground.
2:29.600
That is real damage.
2:33.900
It is coming apart now.
2:35.400
One to go.
2:36.900
That is Stubbs taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:41.417
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:42.917
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:48.008
Wide Load has it.
2:48.800
Stubbs is airborne!
2:51.008
Wide Load wins the derby.
2:52.508
Butter Bean has put Radiator out.
3:00.825
And it all goes wrong.
3:08.667
They will not want to see that again.
3:12.975
Crooked Pete is out.
3:18.283
Custard has nothing left on it.
3:21.967
Floppy Joe is out.
3:28.200
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 17.158 | Puck Yeah 17.158 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 34.833 | Wide Load 15.592 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 54.450 | Old Gristle 17.117 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 1:10.167 | Wide Load 15.742 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:24.192 | Old Gristle 13.659 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:42.200 | Honey Mustard 15.242 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:58.367 | Honey Mustard 15.366 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 2:18.333 | Puck Yeah 16.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 2:35.400 | Wide Load 16.658 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 2:51.008 | Wide Load 15.608 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.6. Last five: 13-13-15-12-9.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 15-10-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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