Derby · Season 1 · Round 46
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win
The Heel took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Second Sock finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:18.958 | — | 3 | +2 | 14 | 10.6 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:21.408 | +2.45 | 4 | +2 | 15 | 10.5 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:23.850 | +4.89 | 9 | +6 | 38 | 11.8 |
| 4 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:24.358 | +5.40 | 13 | +9 | 35 | 11.4 |
| 5 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:24.917 | +5.96 | 14 | +9 | 32 | 12.0 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:25.942 | +6.98 | 2 | -4 | 16 | 10.3 |
| 7 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 3:30.925 | +11.97 | 12 | +5 | 33 | 11.7 |
| 8 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:32.083 | +13.13 | 11 | +3 | 32 | 11.2 |
| 9 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:32.175 | +13.22 | 7 | -2 | 24 | 10.8 |
| 10 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:33.058 | +14.10 | 5 | -5 | 21 | 10.9 |
| 11 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:34.017 | +15.06 | 6 | -5 | 17 | 10.4 |
| 12 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:40.708 | +21.75 | 10 | -2 | 45 | 11.7 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -12 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 10.6 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 12 | 11.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 10 | 11.5 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-1-4-2-2.
9.800
The Lieutenant takes the lead. Career record: 13 wins from 57, average finish 4.3.
14.825
Yolk leaves something behind.
20.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-10-3-1-1.
25.508
And it all goes wrong.
29.767
Honey Mustard is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-12-2-2-7.
35.067
Floppy Joe leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-3-8-8-6.
40.050
It is unravelling for The Coaster.
45.758
Tender Greg is out, and Sweaty Gerald did it.
50.050
Extraordinary scenes.
55.533
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:00.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:04.408
They felt that in the back row.
1:07.392
And that is Yolk finished.
1:12.817
Up it goes.
1:14.317
That is Floppy Joe taking Pilot Light with them.
1:20.050
Floppy Joe is coming through.
1:27.700
The Coaster goes to the front.
1:32.400
A new leader — The Heel.
1:36.975
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:42.783
There is nothing left of it.
1:47.283
They will not want to see that again.
1:55.608
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
2:00.050
Extraordinary scenes.
2:06.942
Up it goes.
2:12.050
Honey Mustard takes the lead.
2:17.092
Floppy Joe has nothing left on it.
2:23.700
Absolute carnage.
2:28.858
That is a long way off the ground.
2:33.500
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:38.117
The Coaster is losing bits.
2:44.458
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:49.842
That is real damage.
2:57.633
Last lap.
3:02.058
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:07.283
They will not want to see that again.
3:12.500
That has come off.
3:15.958
Here comes The Heel.
3:17.967
Up it goes.
3:19.467
The Heel takes it!
3:27.258
That has come off.
3:33.792
There is nothing left of it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 19.917 | Yolk 19.917 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 41.425 | Yolk 21.508 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 1:03.858 | Honey Mustard 20.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 1:29.100 | The Coaster 19.191 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 1:50.850 | Honey Mustard 19.600 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:12.725 | Honey Mustard 19.808 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 2:35.208 | The Lieutenant 21.416 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 2:57.633 | Second Sock 21.958 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 3:18.958 | The Heel 21.325 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 15 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 21 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 23 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 16-15-12-14-12.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 15-15-16-16-15.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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38m
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11m
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8m
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11m
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38m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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