Derby · Season 1 · Round 5
The Kidney — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Thick Rick finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:28.025 | — | 12 | +11 | 21 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:30.667 | +2.64 | 9 | +7 | 34 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:31.083 | +3.06 | 2 | -1 | 4 | 10.7 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:31.450 | +3.43 | 1 | -3 | 3 | 10.6 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:32.833 | +4.81 | 4 | -1 | 3 | 10.3 |
| 6 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:32.942 | +4.92 | 11 | +5 | 29 | 11.6 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:33.025 | +5.00 | 3 | -4 | 2 | 10.3 |
| 8 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:38.900 | +10.88 | 14 | +6 | 22 | 11.3 |
| 9 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:41.500 | +13.48 | 15 | +6 | 18 | 11.4 |
| 10 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:41.775 | +13.75 | 8 | -2 | 9 | 10.5 |
| 11 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:44.267 | +16.24 | 10 | -1 | 33 | 12.1 |
| 12 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:46.900 | +18.88 | 6 | -6 | 11 | 10.6 |
| 13 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:47.917 | +19.89 | 5 | -8 | 14 | 10.7 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 12 | 10.7 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -2 | 24 | 11.6 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 12 | 10.9 |
3.075
There goes a piece of Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 5-5-7-5-7.
10.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
20.050
Slapper is on the move.
27.675
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-5-2.
38.617
Squish is losing bits.
48.342
Slapper leaves something behind.
52.675
Old Gristle is airborne!
57.033
Up it goes.
1:03.342
That has come off. Recent finishes: 2-3-4-4-1.
1:16.450
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-5-2.
1:22.383
Look at the state of it.
1:26.875
Yolk will not take much more. Recent finishes: 2-3-4-4-1.
1:28.375
Yolk is out, and Crooked Pete did it.
1:33.742
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:40.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:49.358
They felt that in the back row.
1:55.950
There goes a piece of Squish.
2:08.742
That was always going to happen.
2:13.283
That is a long way off the ground.
2:22.142
Long John has put Slapper out.
2:26.783
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
2:37.958
They felt that in the back row.
2:42.300
Absolute carnage.
2:49.050
That has come off.
2:53.658
Up it goes.
3:02.583
That is a long way off the ground.
3:04.083
Last lap.
3:09.875
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
3:15.917
Pilot Light is out.
3:25.025
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:28.025
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:32.575
Absolute carnage.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Hairpin | Clay | Old Gristle | 25.125 | Old Gristle 25.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 47.817 | Thick Rick 21.917 |
| The Hairpin | Clay | Thick Rick | 1:17.008 | Long John 25.916 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 1:42.425 | Thick Rick 25.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 2:08.892 | Old Gristle 23.908 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 2:35.383 | Old Gristle 25.359 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:03.175 | Wide Load 25.142 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:28.025 | Old Gristle 24.850 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 13 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 23 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 24 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 25 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
The Hairpin
Smooth
31m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
The Hairpin
Smooth
31m
↓16°
Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.
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