Derby · Season 1 · Round 6
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win
Damp Kevin took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:16.542 | — | 4 | +3 | 10 | 10.6 |
| 2 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:18.875 | +2.33 | 1 | -1 | 10 | 10.7 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:22.258 | +5.72 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:22.542 | +6.00 | 2 | -2 | 9 | 10.3 |
| 5 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:24.192 | +7.65 | 12 | +7 | 33 | 12.6 |
| 6 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:29.050 | +12.51 | 14 | +8 | 42 | 11.6 |
| 7 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:29.733 | +13.19 | 10 | +3 | 41 | 12.2 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:32.008 | +15.47 | 6 | -2 | 19 | 10.9 |
| 9 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:32.133 | +15.59 | 8 | -1 | 20 | 10.9 |
| 10 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:32.492 | +15.95 | 9 | -1 | 54 | 11.8 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +4 | 30 | 11.9 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 22 | 10.9 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -2 | 27 | 12.3 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -1 | 24 | 12.1 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 12 | 11.5 |
3.808
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-1-7-2-1.
9.542
Squish is losing bits.
14.050
That has come off.
20.050
Slapper is on the move. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-1-5.
25.717
Oh, that is a big one.
30.050
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-4-13.
35.392
There goes a piece of Radiator. Recent finishes: 5-5-16-7-5.
40.050
Slapper is losing places.
45.608
That has come off.
49.875
You do not see that every day.
55.058
That is a long way off the ground.
1:00.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:05.825
Oh, that is a big one.
1:10.050
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-1-5.
1:11.550
That is Gravy taking Tender Greg with them.
1:16.958
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:23.208
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
1:28.875
That was always going to happen.
1:33.592
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:38.342
Extraordinary scenes.
1:45.758
They felt that in the back row.
1:50.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:54.250
Damp Kevin goes to the front.
1:59.767
That is real damage.
2:03.558
Radiator will not be back.
2:07.800
It is coming apart now.
2:16.892
Up it goes.
2:22.725
Up it goes.
2:24.225
That is Long John taking Slapper with them.
2:30.050
Second Sock is coming through.
2:35.733
Gravy is out.
2:40.050
Look at Lil Nugget go.
2:45.575
Up it goes.
2:50.850
That is a long way off the ground.
2:55.283
Last lap.
3:00.283
You do not see that every day.
3:09.425
They will not want to see that again.
3:10.925
Squish will not be back.
3:12.425
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:13.542
Here comes Damp Kevin.
3:16.542
Damp Kevin takes it!
3:28.967
They will not want to see that again.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 20.567 | Tender Greg 20.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 43.317 | Squish 21.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 1:05.808 | Slapper 20.483 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:27.292 | Slapper 20.992 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:50.675 | Wide Load 20.975 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:12.467 | Gravy 21.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:33.917 | Second Sock 21.041 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:55.283 | Lil Nugget 20.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:16.542 | Wide Load 19.908 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 6 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 17 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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11m
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8m
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11m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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