Derby · Season 1 · Round 7
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:29.217 | — | 13 | +12 | 52 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:32.400 | +3.18 | 11 | +9 | 44 | 12.4 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:50.892 | +21.68 | 2 | -1 | 63 | 10.8 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:55.717 | +26.50 | 6 | +2 | 66 | 10.7 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +5 | 47 | 10.8 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +6 | 41 | 11.9 |
| — | Damp Kevin RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -4 | 40 | 10.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +1 | 44 | 12.2 |
| — | Tube Sock RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -5 | 42 | 10.4 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +4 | 28 | 12.0 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -4 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 15 | 10.5 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 10.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 10 | 10.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 11.8 |
1.742
Yolk is losing bits.
6.533
Stopped, and in the way.
11.250
Tender Greg goes to the front. Career record: 0 wins from 27, average finish 6.2.
17.108
That was always going to happen.
22.225
That has come off.
26.442
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 16-2-4-3-5.
29.658
Yolk is out, and Refried Ron did it. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-4-4.
35.033
Look at the state of it.
38.000
Tender Greg is out, and Gravy did it. Recent finishes: 16-2-4-3-5.
43.025
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 12-4-7-4-3.
44.525
Crooked Pete has put Refried Ron out.
46.025
Gravy has put Pilot Light out.
50.392
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
55.433
They will not want to see that again.
1:00.050
Radiator is coming through.
1:04.700
That is a long way off the ground.
1:09.992
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:14.825
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:16.325
That is Wide Load taking Crooked Pete with them.
1:17.825
Radiator will not be back.
1:23.850
The Coaster is airborne!
1:29.133
Wide Load leaves something behind.
1:34.308
That was always going to happen.
1:46.575
Up it goes.
1:51.392
Extraordinary scenes.
1:55.875
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:01.742
And it all goes wrong.
2:07.775
Stubbs leaves something behind.
2:10.525
And that is The Coaster finished.
2:15.850
Gravy is airborne!
2:21.633
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:28.000
Butter Bean is airborne!
2:32.900
And it all goes wrong.
2:39.592
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:49.142
Lil Nugget has nothing left on it.
2:57.225
Wide Load is airborne!
2:59.108
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
3:06.175
Last lap.
3:09.267
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:16.650
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:21.575
Stubbs will not be back.
3:26.217
Here comes Wide Load.
3:29.217
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:36.483
Tube Sock has stalled.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 23.017 | The Coaster 23.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 46.433 | Lil Nugget 23.192 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:09.142 | Lil Nugget 20.183 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:32.725 | Gravy 21.825 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:56.150 | Gravy 22.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:18.558 | Wide Load 16.783 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:43.708 | Old Gristle 21.158 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:06.175 | Wide Load 22.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:29.217 | Old Gristle 22.692 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 13 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 16 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 17 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
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Smooth Descent
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14m
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8m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Smooth Descent
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30m
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Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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