Derby · Season 1 · Round 8
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Crooked Pete survives to win
Crooked Pete took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Big Randy finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:05.508 | — | 2 | +1 | 10 | 9.2 |
| 2 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:10.042 | +4.53 | 1 | -1 | 5 | 9.5 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:11.058 | +5.55 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 9.3 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:13.133 | +7.63 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 9.2 |
| 5 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:20.592 | +15.08 | 11 | +6 | 31 | 10.3 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:20.942 | +15.43 | 9 | +3 | 24 | 10.1 |
| 7 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:22.050 | +16.54 | 15 | +8 | 17 | 10.4 |
| 8 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:23.767 | +18.26 | 12 | +4 | 33 | 10.0 |
| 9 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:24.108 | +18.60 | 10 | +1 | 40 | 10.2 |
| 10 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:26.567 | +21.06 | 7 | -3 | 11 | 9.9 |
| 11 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:26.767 | +21.26 | 5 | -6 | 13 | 9.5 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 40 | 9.8 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 30 | 10.8 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 16 | 9.1 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 9.3 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 12 | 10.0 |
2.875
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 6-11-6-6-13.
7.158
Tender Greg leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-16-2-4-3.
11.750
The Lieutenant goes to the front. Career record: 7 wins from 33, average finish 4.4.
20.050
Slapper is on the move.
24.892
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 5-16-2-4-3.
30.050
Look at Old Gristle go. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-7-2.
36.708
That has come off.
43.108
Tender Greg is losing bits.
48.983
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
54.550
That is a long way off the ground.
59.058
Tender Greg is losing bits.
1:04.858
Pilot Light is losing bits.
1:10.350
Crooked Pete goes to the front.
1:16.325
Extraordinary scenes.
1:23.592
That is a long way off the ground.
1:29.242
That has come off.
1:36.008
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:45.108
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:54.567
Refried Ron has nothing left on it.
1:59.850
That is a long way off the ground.
2:05.183
That has come off.
2:07.883
Pilot Light is out, and Refried Ron did it.
2:13.567
The Coaster leaves something behind.
2:23.592
That has come off.
2:28.692
That is a long way off the ground.
2:33.517
That has come off.
2:42.958
Last lap.
2:44.458
Refried Ron will not be back.
2:55.808
Oh, that is a big one.
3:00.767
Radiator has nothing left on it.
3:02.508
Crooked Pete has it.
3:05.508
It is Crooked Pete!
3:07.008
The Coaster will not be back.
3:12.958
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:20.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
3:21.550
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:26.508
That was always going to happen.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 23.017 | The Coaster 23.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 47.808 | Tender Greg 22.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 1:11.317 | Crooked Pete 22.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 1:34.475 | The Lieutenant 21.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 1:57.575 | Squish 21.884 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 2:20.225 | Crooked Pete 22.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 2:42.958 | Big Randy 22.684 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 3:05.508 | Stubbs 22.441 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 25 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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8 sections · 143 m
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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