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Derby · Season 1 · Round 9

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:56.508 — 13 +12 13 11.3
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:58.925 +2.42 14 +12 20 10.9
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:04.500 +7.99 10 +7 28 11.0
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:05.567 +9.06 12 +8 20 10.5
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:08.783 +12.28 11 +6 26 11.0
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:27.500 +30.99 4 -2 9 9.6
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:29.758 +33.25 3 -4 8 9.4
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:30.983 +34.48 2 -6 10 9.6
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:31.400 +34.89 8 -1 21 10.2
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -3 12 10.1
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -5 21 9.8
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -11 14 9.3
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +3 18 10.0
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -5 27 10.9
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -10 12 9.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 10.3
3.075
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 15-2-1-8-8.
8.833
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-5-4-2-3.
13.300
Old Gristle goes to the front.
19.158
That has come off.
25.867
That is a long way off the ground.
30.075
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 14-1-12-4-7.
41.008
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 8-5-4-2-3.
47.542
And it all goes wrong.
53.725
They felt that in the back row.
58.692
Stubbs leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 14-1-12-4-7.
1:03.675
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
1:09.992
That was always going to happen.
1:16.383
That has come off.
1:21.958
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:26.775
That is a long way off the ground.
1:35.717
They will not want to see that again.
1:41.167
Old Gristle leaves something behind.
1:42.667
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:47.517
And it all goes wrong.
1:53.717
There is nothing protecting Lil Nugget now.
1:58.467
They will not want to see that again.
2:07.517
That has come off.
2:09.017
Lil Nugget is out.
2:15.375
That is a long way off the ground.
2:19.617
That has come off.
2:22.008
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:28.358
Up it goes.
2:38.483
Squish will not take much more.
2:39.983
This is the last of it.
2:41.483
Squish is out, and Wide Load did it.
2:50.283
That is a long way off the ground.
2:53.508
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
2:56.508
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:01.692
Extraordinary scenes.
3:09.217
That has come off.
3:13.733
That is real damage.
3:23.142
Sweaty Gerald will not take much more.
3:24.642
That is Sweaty Gerald taking Crooked Pete with them.
3:26.142
Sweaty Gerald is out, and Pilot Light did it.
3:33.283
Pilot Light is out.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 15.417 Old Gristle 15.417
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 33.600 Lil Nugget 15.700
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 49.883 The Lieutenant 15.183
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 1:07.158 Wide Load 15.642
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 1:27.133 The Coaster 15.800
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:48.433 The Coaster 15.575
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:05.808 Wide Load 17.375
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:23.083 Stubbs 14.842
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:39.408 The Coaster 15.400
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:56.508 Wide Load 17.100
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 19 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 20 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 26 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 6.
10.73
1
Big Randy The Noodles
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4.
6.72
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 9.
21.64
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 5.
8.49
5
Refried Ron The Beans
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13.
51.95
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 12.
41.11
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 14.
65.64
1
The Unit Basement Heat
Debut appearance.
18.12
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 10.
19.69
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
Debut appearance.
13.86
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8.
15.45
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
Debut appearance.
17.37
4
Wide Load The Pucks
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 3.
3.58
3
The Coaster The Pucks
Debut appearance.
12.98
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 16.0. Last five: 16.
121.24
2
Squish The Soft Boys
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 15.
95.94

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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