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Floor · Season 6 · Round 24

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Chunk wins at The Patio

Chunk took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Stubbs finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1:08.208 — 12 +11 0 2.7
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1:08.208 — 9 +7 0 0.8
3 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1:08.208 — 8 +5 0 2.9
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 54.575 — 5 +1 16 9.7
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 51.025 — 2 -3 0 11.3
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 50.167 — 3 -3 3 11.7
7 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 49.275 — 15 +8 11 11.9
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 46.675 — 1 -7 7 11.5
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 44.883 — 7 -2 0 14.3
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 37.242 — 10 0 8 17.4
11 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 34.858 — 6 -5 12 17.3
12 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 32.833 — 16 +4 6 19.2
13 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 30.508 — 14 +1 4 18.8
14 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 29.383 — 4 -10 11 19.2
15 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 24.383 — 11 -4 9 19.3
16 Slapper PCK The Pucks 13.042 — 13 -3 4 19.4
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 5-11-5-7-15.
5.342
That is as close as it gets.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.517
Look at the state of it.
8.675
You do not see that every day.
9.000
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
10.467
Look at the state of it.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.042
In goes Slapper.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Oh dear.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.483
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-3-16.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
24.883
In goes Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-3-16.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
You do not see that every day.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.383
Second Sock goes in. Recent finishes: 8-6-15-4-5.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.783
In goes Puck Yeah.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.967
Less of it every time you look.
32.833
That is Custard finished. Recent finishes: 4-5-7-4-6.
33.075
Another panel gone.
34.167
Another panel gone.
34.858
Refried Ron is gone.
35.242
That is the sport, right there.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.242
Honey Mustard goes in.
37.350
Another panel gone.
38.383
Look at the state of it.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Another panel gone.
43.367
Another panel gone.
44.325
Extraordinary scenes.
44.883
Crawlspace is gone.
45.275
You do not see that every day.
46.208
And it all goes wrong.
46.675
Long John is gone.
47.142
You do not see that every day.
48.058
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.275
Yolk goes in.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.675
In goes Tube Sock.
50.750
No idea what happened there.
51.625
Less of it every time you look.
52.075
That is Floppy Joe finished.
52.500
There goes another one.
53.358
There goes another one.
54.208
And it all goes wrong.
54.575
Sweaty Gerald is gone.
1:08.208
Chunk is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 12 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 12 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 15 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 16 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 20 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
128 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-13-2-3-13.
21.11
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
152 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-3-11-14-7.
13.00
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
117 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-1-1-3-9.
14.91
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
152 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-1-4-2-11.
11.72
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
138 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-7-14-7-10.
12.23
5
Refried Ron The Beans
143 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-11-1-15-16.
18.91
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
143 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-7-6-7-4.
5.59
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
131 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 2-4-13-15-7.
16.98
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
142 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-15-9-14-11.
30.60
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
127 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-6-9-9-1.
19.52
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
137 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-3-16-1-15.
8.05
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
133 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-15-5-5-7.
18.98
8
Slapper The Pucks
131 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 10-12-16-2-15.
46.69
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
127 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-1-15-15-12.
14.21
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
126 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-13-12-2-12.
26.70
21
Custard The Soft Boys
128 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-2-2-6-9.
9.93

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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