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Floor · Season 6 · Round 40

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Lil Nugget wins at The Patio

Lil Nugget took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Refried Ron finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1:08.208 — 10 +9 0 2.6
2 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1:08.208 — 5 +3 0 2.9
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1:08.208 — 2 -1 0 2.3
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 54.350 — 4 0 16 8.9
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 53.317 — 12 +7 16 10.5
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 51.025 — 3 -3 0 11.3
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 50.183 — 13 +6 1 11.9
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 48.608 — 7 -1 16 13.2
9 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 46.600 — 6 -3 10 12.9
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 43.100 — 16 +6 12 15.0
11 Long John NOO The Noodles 40.592 — 1 -10 16 12.7
12 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 37.250 — 14 +2 8 17.5
13 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 31.717 — 9 -4 7 18.1
14 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 30.500 — 8 -6 5 18.7
15 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 28.142 — 15 0 12 18.7
16 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 13.033 — 11 -5 4 19.4
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 7-7-4-7-8.
5.442
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 5-2-4-4-3.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.517
Look at the state of it.
9.000
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
10.225
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.467
Look at the state of it.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.033
That is Old Gristle finished. Recent finishes: 2-12-1-2-2.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Oh dear.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
You do not see that every day.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.142
Tender Greg goes in.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.500
Crawlspace is gone. Recent finishes: 4-10-5-5-15.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.900
Thick Rick is gone.
31.967
Less of it every time you look.
33.075
Another panel gone.
34.167
Another panel gone.
35.242
That is the sport, right there.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.250
Puck Yeah is gone. Recent finishes: 1-4-8-5-1.
37.350
Another panel gone.
38.383
Look at the state of it.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
40.592
In goes Long John.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.100
Squish is gone.
43.367
Another panel gone.
44.325
There goes another one.
45.275
Another panel gone.
46.208
Extraordinary scenes.
46.600
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
47.142
There goes another one.
48.058
Less of it every time you look.
48.608
In goes The Unit.
48.967
There goes another one.
49.867
Another panel gone.
50.183
In goes Wide Load.
50.750
Another panel gone.
51.583
The Heel goes in.
51.625
The floor is getting smaller.
52.500
Another panel gone.
53.317
Chunk is gone.
53.358
They will not want to see that again.
54.208
Less of it every time you look.
54.717
Damp Kevin goes in.
1:08.208
It is Lil Nugget!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 11 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 21 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 22 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
134 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-16-6-11-2.
22.42
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
130 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-7-9-3-11.
9.70
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
144 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 1-5-4-11-8.
12.13
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
134 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 2-7-5-4-4.
7.34
5
Refried Ron The Beans
155 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-3-10-13-6.
14.01
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
143 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-1-14-7-4.
8.57
1
The Unit Basement Heat
142 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-14-4-9-10.
31.89
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
155 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-11-16-8-9.
16.35
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
148 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 15-10-7-10-12.
21.67
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
128 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 10-7-7-7-3.
8.52
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
149 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-4-2-13-1.
14.18
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
139 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 1-15-12-12-8.
28.06
4
Wide Load The Pucks
149 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-8-2-3-3.
10.55
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
133 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 5-9-12-13-5.
14.46
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
148 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-15-15-16-8.
55.24
2
Squish The Soft Boys
143 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-12-9-9-13.
24.19

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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