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Floor · Season 6 · Round 44

The Decking — Team Pack Race

The Decking · The Decking · 26 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Old Gristle wins at The Decking

Old Gristle took The Decking — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Lil Nugget finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1:15.858 — 11 +10 0 2.6
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1:15.858 — 10 +8 0 2.6
3 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1:15.858 — 5 +2 0 2.9
4 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 59.942 — 13 +9 0 10.0
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 59.283 — 6 +1 0 10.1
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 54.083 — 1 -5 11 12.9
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 50.925 — 2 -5 10 14.5
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 50.608 — 12 +4 10 12.8
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 45.467 — 9 0 4 15.7
10 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 44.325 — 15 +5 1 16.1
11 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 43.200 — 3 -8 4 16.7
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 38.650 — 7 -5 7 18.1
13 Slapper PCK The Pucks 35.358 — 14 +1 2 19.3
14 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 25.275 — 4 -10 2 19.5
15 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 23.442 — 8 -7 6 18.2
16 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 21.700 — 16 0 4 18.3
0.000
And we are away. Recent finishes: 8-8-7-8-13.
7.000
There goes another one.
8.725
Less of it every time you look.
10.417
It is chaos out there.
12.075
Another panel gone.
13.708
That is the sport, right there.
15.317
Less of it every time you look.
16.892
Another panel gone.
18.442
The floor is getting smaller.
19.975
Less of it every time you look.
21.475
You do not see that every day.
21.700
Squish goes in.
22.950
There goes another one.
23.442
The Unit goes in. Recent finishes: 7-4-5-12-4.
24.400
They will not want to see that again.
25.275
That is The Heel finished. Recent finishes: 5-10-6-3-6.
25.833
Another panel gone.
27.242
Less of it every time you look.
28.633
Oh dear.
30.000
Absolute carnage.
31.350
Extraordinary scenes.
31.575
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 1-1-8-1-2.
32.675
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
33.983
Well, that was always going to happen.
34.867
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 7-6-16-4-5.
35.275
There goes another one.
36.267
That is Slapper finished.
36.550
And it all goes wrong.
37.808
There goes another one.
38.650
Radiator is gone.
39.050
Less of it every time you look.
40.275
You do not see that every day.
41.475
Another panel gone.
42.667
You do not see that every day.
43.200
In goes Tube Sock.
43.850
Another panel gone.
44.600
In goes Tender Greg.
45.008
There goes another one.
46.000
In goes Stubbs.
46.158
Less of it every time you look.
47.292
Another panel gone.
48.408
There goes another one.
49.517
There goes another one.
50.608
Another panel gone.
50.608
That is Chunk finished.
51.692
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
52.008
That is Long John finished.
52.758
No idea what happened there.
53.817
There goes another one.
54.083
Crooked Pete is gone.
54.858
Less of it every time you look.
55.892
And it all goes wrong.
56.917
Another panel gone.
57.925
Extraordinary scenes.
58.925
The floor is getting smaller.
59.283
The Kidney goes in.
59.908
Another panel gone.
1:00.683
Puck Yeah goes in.
1:00.892
The floor is getting smaller.
1:01.858
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:15.858
Old Gristle takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber Crooked Pete 40.275 Crooked Pete 40.275
Smooth Descent Timber Sweaty Gerald 57.925 Sweaty Gerald 17.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 8 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 17 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 25 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
134 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-5-6-4-9.
8.85
7
Long John The Noodles
135 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-8-16-6-11.
21.07
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
131 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-2-1-14-1.
11.16
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
146 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 6-11-1-5-4.
13.81
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
145 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-7-4-1-14.
13.95
6
The Kidney The Beans
126 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-16-6-7-8.
26.04
4
Radiator Basement Heat
132 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 13-8-14-11-13.
23.04
1
The Unit Basement Heat
144 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-14-13-14-4.
26.06
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
156 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 4-13-12-2-16.
11.49
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
128 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 10-7-7-7-3.
8.95
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
150 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-6-4-2-13.
13.63
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
140 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 16-1-15-12-12.
28.10
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
136 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-14-9-5-9.
10.99
8
Slapper The Pucks
144 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 8-16-15-1-3.
20.61
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
150 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-2-11-15-15.
13.35
2
Squish The Soft Boys
145 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-2-10-12-9.
9.67

Course preview

3 sections · 26 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

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