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Floor · Season 6 · Round 47

The Conservatory

The Conservatory · The Conservatory · 31 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch Fast lava
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Stubbs wins at The Conservatory

Stubbs took The Conservatory for the The Nuggets. Tube Sock finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 51.808 — 9 +8 3 3.9
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 49.800 — 3 +1 1 16.5
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 46.200 — 12 +9 3 18.4
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 33.150 — 15 +11 6 20.6
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 30.967 — 16 +11 8 21.6
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 30.708 — 10 +4 8 20.4
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 25.183 — 11 +4 2 21.2
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 21.867 — 4 -4 0 21.9
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 16.875 — 14 +5 2 21.4
10 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 16.817 — 13 +3 4 21.5
11 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 16.575 — 1 -10 1 21.6
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 16.333 — 8 -4 1 20.3
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 15.617 — 5 -8 3 21.2
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 9.917 — 7 -7 1 20.0
15 Long John NOO The Noodles 9.892 — 2 -13 0 21.8
16 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 9.200 — 6 -10 2 18.9
0.000
The floor is live.
5.842
That is as close as it gets.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.392
Another panel gone.
8.767
Less of it every time you look.
9.200
That is Sweaty Gerald finished.
10.125
Another panel gone.
10.600
Long John is gone.
11.467
Another panel gone.
12.000
Pilot Light goes in.
12.800
Less of it every time you look.
14.117
The floor is getting smaller.
15.425
The floor is getting smaller.
15.617
In goes The Kidney.
16.717
There goes another one.
17.017
In goes The Unit. Recent finishes: 3-4-8-7-4.
18.000
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
18.417
Floppy Joe is gone. Recent finishes: 4-6-7-4-6.
19.267
Less of it every time you look.
19.817
That is Puck Yeah finished. Recent finishes: 8-1-1-3-1.
20.517
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
21.217
Slapper is gone.
21.758
Less of it every time you look.
22.617
Second Sock is gone.
22.992
The floor is getting smaller.
24.217
Look at the state of it.
25.183
That is Gravy finished. Recent finishes: 1-2-16-2-2.
25.425
The floor is getting smaller.
26.617
Extraordinary scenes.
27.808
Less of it every time you look.
28.983
Less of it every time you look.
29.983
And somehow it stays up. Recent finishes: 2-7-4-2-4.
30.150
The floor is getting smaller.
31.300
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
31.383
That is Honey Mustard finished.
32.450
Oh dear.
32.783
That is Custard finished.
33.583
The floor is getting smaller.
34.183
Tender Greg is gone.
34.708
Less of it every time you look.
35.825
Less of it every time you look.
36.925
There goes another one.
38.025
And it all goes wrong.
39.108
Another panel gone.
40.192
Less of it every time you look.
41.258
Another panel gone.
42.317
Less of it every time you look.
43.375
Another panel gone.
44.417
There goes another one.
45.450
There goes another one.
45.567
Nowhere left for Chunk to go.
46.475
There goes another one.
46.967
That is Chunk finished.
47.500
Less of it every time you look.
48.367
Down to the last two.
48.508
It is chaos out there.
49.508
Less of it every time you look.
49.800
Tube Sock goes in.
50.508
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
51.500
Less of it every time you look.
51.808
Stubbs takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Tube Sock 43.375 Tube Sock 43.375
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 7 2/2 16
2 SFT The Soft Boys 9 2/2 14
3 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 12
4 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 10
5 PCK The Pucks 19 2/2 8
6 NOO The Noodles 26 2/2 6
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 2/2 4
8 BEA The Beans 29 2/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
166 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 10-11-13-9-5.
14.14
7
Long John The Noodles
136 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-15-8-16-6.
26.34
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
132 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-13-2-1-14.
11.68
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
161 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-8-2-3-14.
7.61
6
The Kidney The Beans
127 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-16-16-6-7.
30.37
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
146 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-15-7-4-1.
16.03
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
142 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 13-1-9-6-5.
12.32
1
The Unit Basement Heat
146 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-7-9-14-13.
17.25
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
156 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 4-13-12-2-16.
13.06
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
141 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-2-9-4-12.
8.95
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
145 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-10-12-10-1.
11.24
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
142 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 12-3-16-1-15.
24.17
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
138 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-16-4-14-9.
11.56
8
Slapper The Pucks
144 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 8-16-15-1-3.
20.11
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
151 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 10-7-2-11-15.
17.89
21
Custard The Soft Boys
139 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 3-6-16-4-15.
14.49

Course preview

3 sections · 31 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The championship. Glass over the deepest pit on the network, with the lava climbing from the first minute. Nobody has ever outlasted it.

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