Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 10

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:39.072 1 0 24 12.8
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:16.372 +37.30 8 +6 31 12.3
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:42.839 +63.77 3 0 30 13.3
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:57.173 +78.10 7 +3 27 12.5
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:09.016 +89.94 4 -1 39 10.4
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:12.528 +93.46 5 -1 40 11.5
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:16.650 +97.58 2 -5 32 12.3
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:23.683 +104.61 6 -2 31 12.8
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
8.033
The Unit is coming through.
11.772
Up goes The Lieutenant.
15.350
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 8-11-4-7-12.
18.928
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.467
And Thick Rick takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-3-2-3-3.
26.150
Thick Rick takes a knock. Averaging 13.3 contacts an event coming in.
31.633
The Lieutenant finds trouble. Averaging 14.0 contacts an event coming in.
35.878
Up goes Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 3-3-2-3-3.
40.033
Crooked Pete drops to the back.
44.939
Right into it goes The Unit.
56.633
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:00.289
No idea what happened there.
1:04.033
That is the sport, right there.
1:09.567
Right into it goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:14.267
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:19.883
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck.
1:23.389
Thick Rick is airborne.
1:27.150
And it all goes wrong.
1:30.561
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:33.994
Tube Sock gets air.
1:38.222
No idea what happened there.
1:41.783
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
1:43.533
And it's Puck Yeah in front now.
1:46.933
Puck Yeah wins it.
2:00.728
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard The Lieutenant 1.950 The Lieutenant 1.950
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 5.000 The Lieutenant 3.050
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 7.678 Puck Yeah 2.445
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 10.944 The Lieutenant 3.266
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 12.722 Puck Yeah 1.633
Peg Field Hard The Lieutenant 14.267 Thick Rick 1.412
The Pinball Table Slick The Lieutenant 17.417 Thick Rick 2.083
Collision Funnel Hard The Unit 18.917 Thick Rick 0.972
Smooth Descent Hard The Unit 20.761 Thick Rick 1.506
Barrier Run Smooth The Unit 22.522 Thick Rick 1.250
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Unit 25.083 Thick Rick 1.722
Bounce Pads Smooth The Unit 27.183 The Lieutenant 1.684
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 29.389 The Lieutenant 2.022
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Lieutenant 30.989 Puck Yeah 1.377
Sweeping Curve Carpet Thick Rick 34.172 Thick Rick 2.266
The Kicker Smooth Thick Rick 35.750 The Lieutenant 1.539
Carpet Flat Carpet Thick Rick 38.178 The Lieutenant 2.311
S-Bend Smooth The Lieutenant 43.239 The Unit 4.573
Tight Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 48.961 Crooked Pete 4.989
The Funnel Smooth The Lieutenant 51.244 Puck Yeah 2.261
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 53.833 Puck Yeah 2.450
The Gauntlet Smooth The Lieutenant 55.933 The Lieutenant 2.100
The Hairpin Smooth The Lieutenant 59.778 The Lieutenant 3.845
Split Route Smooth The Lieutenant 1:03.206 Puck Yeah 2.788
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 1:08.267 Puck Yeah 4.612
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 1:11.367 Puck Yeah 2.961
Slick Floor Slick The Lieutenant 1:13.872 The Lieutenant 2.505
The Plunge Metal The Lieutenant 1:16.450 Tender Greg 2.184
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 1:18.778 Puck Yeah 2.127
The Kicker Hard The Lieutenant 1:19.772 Puck Yeah 0.928
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 1:21.789 Puck Yeah 1.733
The Gap Hard The Lieutenant 1:23.794 The Lieutenant 2.005
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 1:25.289 The Lieutenant 1.495
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:27.511 Puck Yeah 2.056
The Washboard Hard The Lieutenant 1:29.639 The Lieutenant 2.128
Big Air Metal The Lieutenant 1:33.839 Thick Rick 3.094
Smooth Descent Smooth The Lieutenant 1:36.150 Puck Yeah 1.955
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 1:38.428 The Lieutenant 2.278
Final Sprint Hard The Lieutenant 1:41.044 Puck Yeah 2.389
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:43.911 Puck Yeah 0.983
Exit Gate Hard Puck Yeah 1:44.783 Puck Yeah 0.872
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 0/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 0/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 0/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
240 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-6-6-6.
55.27
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
228 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-5-6-4-8.
31.15
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
223 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 16-14-8-8-4.
69.55
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
227 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-5-5-5-8.
28.64
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
231 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-3-3-2-7.
7.17
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
225 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-1-2-3-2.
2.64
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
236 starts, 116 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-4-1-11.
2.13
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
214 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 6-4-4-7-3.
18.99

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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