Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 12

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Yolk survives to win

Yolk took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Soft Boys. Crooked Pete finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:11.522 3 +2 8 23.4
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:01.239 +49.72 1 -1 28 12.1
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:01.761 +50.24 5 +2 57 11.9
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:25.967 +74.45 4 0 13 21.5
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:09.555 +118.03 2 -3 49 14.9
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:14.139 +122.62 6 0 34 12.2
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:32.649 +141.13 8 +1 12 20.6
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:35.638 +144.12 7 -1 11 18.2
0.017
Absolute carnage.
8.033
Wide Load is coming through.
11.533
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 2-1-4-5-2.
15.617
The Unit is airborne. Recent finishes: 14-6-6-6-7.
19.378
And Yolk takes flight. Recent finishes: 4-16-3-4-4.
23.156
No idea what happened there.
26.611
That is The Lieutenant gone. Recent finishes: 2-1-4-5-2.
30.133
The Unit takes the lead.
45.878
That is a big one for Butter Bean.
52.656
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 14-6-6-6-7.
56.144
Up goes Crooked Pete.
59.933
The lead changes hands. Butter Bean.
1:03.489
That is a big one for The Unit.
1:08.933
Butter Bean goes to the front.
1:13.356
Butter Bean finds trouble.
1:23.394
That is the sport, right there.
1:30.094
Oh dear.
1:41.911
And Butter Bean takes flight.
1:47.356
That is not going to help.
1:52.744
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:52.961
Butter Bean is going to win this.
1:56.144
Yolk takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Lieutenant 1.956 The Lieutenant 1.956
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 5.061 Wide Load 2.839
Sweeping Curve Metal Wide Load 7.517 Wide Load 2.417
Smooth Descent Metal Wide Load 10.439 Wide Load 2.922
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 13.383 Wide Load 2.178
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 15.106 Wide Load 2.489
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 17.389 Thick Rick 1.205
The Drops Metal Wide Load 18.933 Yolk 1.228
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 20.289 Thick Rick 1.238
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 22.000 Wide Load 1.711
The Washboard Metal Butter Bean 28.917 Wide Load 1.778
Slick Floor Slick The Unit 31.272 Wide Load 1.055
The Spiral Metal Wide Load 25.639 Wide Load 0.806
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Unit 45.200 Crooked Pete 2.939
Rotating Drum Metal Butter Bean 47.983 Crooked Pete 1.506
Narrow Pipe Metal The Unit 51.789 Crooked Pete 1.789
The Drops Metal The Unit 53.572 Crooked Pete 1.600
Bounce Pads Smooth The Unit 55.839 The Unit 2.267
The Gap Hard Butter Bean 59.211 Butter Bean 3.155
The Drops Hard Butter Bean 1:01.233 Butter Bean 2.022
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Unit 1:03.911 The Unit 2.400
The Washboard Hard Butter Bean 1:10.206 Damp Kevin 5.522
Big Air Metal Butter Bean 1:14.511 Butter Bean 4.305
Smooth Descent Smooth Butter Bean 1:17.072 Butter Bean 2.561
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Butter Bean 1:19.122 Butter Bean 2.050
Narrow Pipe Metal Butter Bean 1:22.061 Damp Kevin 2.811
The Drops Metal Butter Bean 1:23.956 Butter Bean 1.895
Rotating Drum Metal Butter Bean 1:25.472 Butter Bean 1.516
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Butter Bean 1:28.483 Damp Kevin 2.222
The Washboard Metal Butter Bean 1:31.044 Damp Kevin 2.478
Slick Floor Slick Butter Bean 1:33.417 Butter Bean 2.373
Smooth Descent Metal Butter Bean 1:36.383 Butter Bean 2.966
Sweeping Curve Metal Butter Bean 1:38.644 Butter Bean 2.261
Slick Floor Slick Butter Bean 1:41.572 Butter Bean 2.928
The Plunge Metal Butter Bean 1:43.700 Butter Bean 2.128
Smooth Descent Metal Butter Bean 1:46.078 Butter Bean 2.378
The Kicker Metal Butter Bean 1:47.211 Butter Bean 1.133
Sweeping Curve Metal Butter Bean 1:50.506 Butter Bean 3.295
Final Sprint Metal Butter Bean 1:53.567 Butter Bean 3.061
Target Zone Carpet Butter Bean 1:54.806 Butter Bean 1.239
Exit Gate Metal Butter Bean 1:55.961 Butter Bean 1.155
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 1 0/1 8
2 NOO The Noodles 2 0/1 7
3 BEA The Beans 3 1/1 6
4 PCK The Pucks 4 0/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 0/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 0/1 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 7 0/1 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
241 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-7-6-6.
33.11
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
230 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-6-6-4.
34.34
22
Butter Bean The Beans
229 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-5-8-9-8.
26.70
1
The Unit Basement Heat
228 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-10-5-5-5.
16.23
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
233 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-1-5-3-3.
5.49
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
227 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-3-1-2.
2.95
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
213 starts, 91 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-1-2-1-1.
2.59
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
236 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-8-4-3-4.
13.30

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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