Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 19

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:43.627 1 0 7 19.0
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:47.994 +4.37 2 0 30 12.2
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:21.240 +37.61 4 +1 30 13.2
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:31.033 +47.41 6 +2 25 13.1
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:21.956 +98.33 3 -2 31 11.6
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:42.739 +119.11 7 +1 26 13.8
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:50.939 +127.31 8 +1 28 10.3
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:15.267 +151.64 5 -3 33 9.8
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 16.9 contacts an event coming in.
7.472
Tender Greg finds trouble.
11.756
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 5-14-2-9-3.
15.344
Chunk gets air.
19.500
Stubbs goes to the front.
26.283
That is the sport, right there. Averaging 13.8 contacts an event coming in.
30.633
Tender Greg takes the lead.
34.483
Heavy contact for Chunk.
40.444
Right into it goes Sweaty Gerald. Averaging 16.9 contacts an event coming in.
56.550
Right into it goes Tender Greg. Averaging 13.8 contacts an event coming in.
1:00.883
That is a big one for Tube Sock.
1:07.050
Long John takes a knock.
1:13.767
And it all goes wrong.
1:18.522
No idea what happened there.
1:22.478
And Chunk takes flight.
1:26.244
Big air for Chunk.
1:29.711
Big air for Chunk.
1:33.111
Chunk is airborne.
1:36.989
Pilot Light is airborne.
1:39.856
Stubbs is going to win this.
1:42.528
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
1:45.928
It is Puck Yeah!
2:00.306
That is a big one for Tube Sock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Sweaty Gerald 1.956 Sweaty Gerald 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Sweaty Gerald 5.283 Stubbs 3.056
Sweeping Curve Hard Tender Greg 7.917 Puck Yeah 2.445
Smooth Descent Hard Tender Greg 10.928 Chunk 2.966
The Drops Hard Tender Greg 12.611 Puck Yeah 1.633
Peg Field Hard Tender Greg 14.122 Stubbs 1.322
The Pinball Table Slick Tender Greg 17.089 Stubbs 2.194
Collision Funnel Hard Stubbs 18.650 Chunk 0.984
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 20.878 Chunk 1.455
Barrier Run Smooth Stubbs 22.556 Puck Yeah 1.500
Sweeping Curve Smooth Stubbs 24.683 Stubbs 2.127
Bounce Pads Smooth Stubbs 26.622 Chunk 1.867
Carpet Flat Carpet Stubbs 29.594 Chunk 2.044
Fabric Run Soft fabric Tender Greg 31.583 Chunk 1.362
Sweeping Curve Carpet Tender Greg 34.617 Chunk 2.388
The Kicker Smooth Stubbs 36.228 Chunk 1.439
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 39.261 Chunk 2.228
S-Bend Smooth Stubbs 42.444 Stubbs 3.011
Tight Curve Smooth Stubbs 46.956 Sweaty Gerald 4.427
The Funnel Smooth Stubbs 49.306 Stubbs 2.350
Narrow Pipe Metal Stubbs 52.028 Chunk 2.311
The Gauntlet Smooth Stubbs 54.294 Chunk 1.995
The Hairpin Smooth Stubbs 58.339 Chunk 3.717
Split Route Smooth Stubbs 1:01.911 Long John 2.761
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 1:07.400 Chunk 4.783
Sweeping Curve Hard Stubbs 1:10.728 Chunk 2.928
Slick Floor Slick Stubbs 1:13.439 Stubbs 2.711
The Plunge Metal Stubbs 1:15.400 Stubbs 1.961
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 1:17.439 Stubbs 2.039
The Kicker Hard Stubbs 1:18.356 Stubbs 0.917
Bounce Pads Smooth Stubbs 1:20.239 Tender Greg 1.700
The Gap Hard Stubbs 1:22.511 Chunk 1.800
The Drops Hard Stubbs 1:24.122 Chunk 1.361
Sweeping Curve Smooth Stubbs 1:26.006 Stubbs 1.884
The Washboard Hard Stubbs 1:28.778 Chunk 2.362
Big Air Metal Stubbs 1:32.450 Chunk 2.594
Smooth Descent Smooth Stubbs 1:34.922 Stubbs 2.472
Sweeping Curve Hard Stubbs 1:37.606 Tube Sock 2.594
Final Sprint Hard Stubbs 1:40.572 Chunk 2.761
Target Zone Carpet Stubbs 1:41.778 Chunk 1.044
Exit Gate Hard Stubbs 1:42.856 Chunk 0.928
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 0/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 0/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 0/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 0/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
237 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-4-7-13-7.
30.01
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
234 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-8-8-7.
47.46
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
229 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-7-6-8-5.
60.73
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
232 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-13-7-16-6.
75.71
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
229 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 5-3-2-4-3.
4.99
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
242 starts, 70 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 6-1-5-2-2.
2.95
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
242 starts, 120 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-2-15-1.
2.15
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
221 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 7-3-4-3-6.
19.32

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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