Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 23

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Stubbs finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:32.545 3 +2 47 14.0
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:47.111 +14.57 7 +5 40 13.1
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 8:56.433 +23.89 15 +12 42 13.7
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:36.967 +64.42 13 +9 47 13.0
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:42.173 +69.63 4 -1 34 14.3
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:44.762 +72.22 11 +5 44 12.8
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:45.128 +72.58 6 -1 44 13.2
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 10:03.422 +90.88 10 +2 58 13.0
9 Long John NOO The Noodles 10:04.838 +92.29 16 +7 42 11.9
10 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 10:06.167 +93.62 9 -1 53 12.1
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 10:10.189 +97.64 5 -6 48 12.0
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:12.212 +99.67 8 -4 43 12.0
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:14.906 +102.36 12 -1 41 11.6
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:50.756 +138.21 1 -13 44 13.3
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 11:07.800 +155.26 2 -13 52 12.6
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 11:27.478 +174.93 14 -2 20 20.9
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 15.9 contacts an event coming in.
5.167
Gravy takes the lead. Career record: 53 wins from 217, average finish 3.8.
9.339
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
12.939
Up goes The Coaster.
16.417
That is not going to help.
20.361
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
24.033
Look at that.
28.061
Custard finds trouble. Averaging 14.6 contacts an event coming in.
31.772
Well, that was always going to happen.
36.367
Gravy is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-2-4.
40.033
Absolute carnage.
43.672
That is not going to help. Averaging 12.3 contacts an event coming in.
48.661
The Coaster gets air.
54.022
You do not see that every day.
57.761
Right into it goes The Heel.
1:02.467
Lil Nugget gets air.
1:06.078
Big air for Gravy.
1:09.839
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
1:13.417
No idea what happened there.
1:18.344
Extraordinary scenes.
1:21.961
Big air for Stubbs.
1:25.394
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:28.956
Big air for Long John.
1:32.900
Refried Ron is completely off the deck.
1:36.383
Oh dear.
1:39.850
You do not see that every day.
1:43.739
Big air for Puck Yeah.
1:47.994
Custard finds trouble.
1:51.444
Crooked Pete is completely off the deck.
1:53.978
The Coaster is going to win this.
1:55.517
Stubbs is airborne.
1:58.917
It is Puck Yeah!
2:02.483
Up goes Refried Ron.
2:06.072
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
2:10.122
Heavy contact for Custard.
2:15.017
That is a big one for Long John.
2:22.122
Heavy contact for Refried Ron.
2:31.661
Heavy contact for Second Sock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Long John 1.594 Gravy 1.578
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 4.922 Puck Yeah 2.861
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 7.178 Gravy 2.256
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 9.733 Gravy 2.555
The Drops Hard Gravy 11.283 Gravy 1.550
Peg Field Hard Gravy 12.606 The Coaster 1.278
The Pinball Table Slick Gravy 14.406 The Coaster 1.722
Collision Funnel Hard Gravy 15.283 Puck Yeah 0.816
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 16.639 Puck Yeah 1.267
Barrier Run Smooth Gravy 17.722 Gravy 1.083
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 19.622 Old Gristle 1.895
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 21.322 Gravy 1.700
S-Bend Smooth Gravy 25.578 The Coaster 2.800
Tight Curve Smooth Gravy 29.067 The Coaster 3.250
The Funnel Smooth Gravy 31.311 The Coaster 2.083
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 33.911 The Heel 2.411
The Gauntlet Smooth Gravy 35.994 The Coaster 1.995
The Hairpin Smooth Gravy 39.889 The Coaster 3.655
Split Route Smooth Gravy 43.122 The Coaster 2.806
Stairwell Hard Gravy 47.233 Gravy 4.111
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 49.672 Gravy 2.439
Tight Curve Carpet Gravy 52.411 Gravy 2.739
The Hairpin Smooth Gravy 58.428 Stubbs 4.005
Stairwell Hard Gravy 1:01.683 Gravy 3.255
Fabric Run Soft fabric Gravy 1:03.589 Gravy 1.906
The Drops Hard Gravy 1:05.311 The Coaster 1.683
Peg Field Hard Gravy 1:07.011 The Coaster 1.367
The Pinball Table Slick The Coaster 1:11.789 Stubbs 2.011
Collision Funnel Hard The Coaster 1:13.233 Old Gristle 1.216
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:15.344 Old Gristle 1.756
Barrier Run Smooth The Coaster 1:16.856 Old Gristle 1.344
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:19.094 Puck Yeah 1.822
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:20.733 The Coaster 1.639
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:22.872 The Coaster 2.139
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 1:24.917 Stubbs 2.028
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 1:27.222 The Coaster 2.305
The Plunge Metal The Coaster 1:29.078 The Coaster 1.856
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:31.244 The Coaster 2.166
The Kicker Hard The Coaster 1:32.200 The Coaster 0.956
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:33.844 The Coaster 1.644
The Gap Hard The Coaster 1:35.761 The Coaster 1.917
The Drops Hard The Coaster 1:37.044 The Coaster 1.283
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:38.900 The Coaster 1.856
The Washboard Hard The Coaster 1:41.217 Lil Nugget 2.273
Big Air Metal The Coaster 1:45.589 Lil Nugget 2.994
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 1:47.856 Lil Nugget 2.072
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 1:50.550 Puck Yeah 2.422
Final Sprint Hard The Coaster 1:52.917 The Coaster 2.367
Target Zone Carpet The Coaster 1:54.917 Radiator 1.278
Exit Gate Hard The Coaster 1:56.978 The Kidney 1.206
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 5 1/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 6 0/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 11 0/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 22 0/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 25 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
251 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-8-6-2-8.
98.89
7
Long John The Noodles
239 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 16-6-8-4-7.
79.60
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
233 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-8-10-8.
87.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
233 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-14-8-12-5.
82.10
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
239 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-7-7-6-5.
60.17
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
232 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-16-7-12-6.
149.73
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
232 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-6-7-15-6.
82.27
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
237 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-4-6-14-6.
99.79
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
230 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 5-5-3-2-4.
10.08
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
240 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 5-3-2-3-3.
6.89
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
214 starts, 52 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-4-1-5-2.
4.72
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
245 starts, 57 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-1-9-5.
8.16
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
244 starts, 121 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 5-1-1-1-2.
5.67
3
The Coaster The Pucks
237 starts, 108 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-1-1-9.
4.61
21
Custard The Soft Boys
241 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-10-4-2-3.
19.85
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 9-3-7-3-4.
38.38

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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