Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 28

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Slapper wins at The Basement

Slapper took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Lil Nugget finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:38.250 1 0 29 12.5
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:27.861 +49.61 8 +6 30 13.3
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:45.283 +67.03 5 +2 27 14.4
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:52.295 +74.05 7 +3 26 12.7
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:06.573 +88.32 3 -2 28 11.7
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:18.111 +99.86 6 0 29 12.5
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:19.688 +101.44 4 -3 35 11.0
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:26.056 +107.81 2 -6 31 12.1
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 16.7 contacts an event coming in.
5.033
Chunk takes the lead.
9.633
That is the sport, right there.
13.083
It is chaos out there.
16.550
Well, that was always going to happen.
20.572
Absolute carnage. Averaging 15.1 contacts an event coming in.
26.883
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
30.717
That is not going to help. Averaging 14.0 contacts an event coming in.
34.989
That is a big one for Slapper. Averaging 13.0 contacts an event coming in.
44.994
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 14.4 contacts an event coming in.
52.650
Chunk is airborne.
1:01.528
You do not see that every day.
1:04.967
Custard gets hit hard.
1:10.422
The Heel finds trouble.
1:17.772
That is the sport, right there.
1:21.733
They will not want to see that again.
1:25.133
That is not going to help.
1:29.583
Butter Bean is airborne.
1:33.944
Custard gets air.
1:37.861
That is not going to help.
1:41.667
And Long John takes flight.
1:43.117
Here comes Chunk.
1:46.039
Long John takes a knock.
1:49.439
It is Slapper!
1:59.861
Right into it goes The Heel.
2:08.033
Long John drops to the back.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Lil Nugget 1.967 Lil Nugget 1.967
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 5.028 Chunk 2.772
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 7.150 Chunk 2.122
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 9.311 Chunk 2.161
The Drops Hard Chunk 10.644 Chunk 1.333
Peg Field Hard Chunk 12.322 Radiator 1.361
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 14.917 Lil Nugget 2.116
Collision Funnel Hard Chunk 17.206 Lil Nugget 1.000
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 20.178 Slapper 2.017
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 21.822 Slapper 1.494
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 24.044 Custard 2.156
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 26.006 Chunk 1.962
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 28.072 Chunk 2.066
Fabric Run Soft fabric Chunk 29.411 Chunk 1.339
Sweeping Curve Carpet Chunk 31.800 Chunk 2.389
The Kicker Smooth Chunk 33.244 Chunk 1.444
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 35.461 Chunk 2.217
S-Bend Smooth Chunk 42.172 Lil Nugget 4.228
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 47.372 Radiator 4.894
The Funnel Smooth Chunk 49.611 Slapper 2.234
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 52.206 Slapper 2.250
The Gauntlet Smooth Chunk 54.711 Slapper 1.950
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 58.472 Chunk 3.761
Split Route Smooth Chunk 1:01.850 Butter Bean 3.062
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 1:06.389 Chunk 4.539
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 1:09.339 Slapper 2.855
Slick Floor Slick Chunk 1:12.794 Slapper 2.650
The Plunge Metal Chunk 1:15.761 Lil Nugget 2.039
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 1:17.856 Chunk 2.095
The Kicker Hard Chunk 1:18.739 Chunk 0.883
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 1:20.472 Chunk 1.733
The Gap Hard Chunk 1:22.739 Custard 1.917
The Drops Hard Chunk 1:24.383 Custard 1.522
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:26.661 Slapper 1.989
The Washboard Hard Chunk 1:28.844 Chunk 2.183
Big Air Metal Chunk 1:31.872 Chunk 3.028
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 1:33.828 Chunk 1.956
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 1:36.228 Slapper 1.784
Final Sprint Hard Chunk 1:38.733 Slapper 2.483
Target Zone Carpet Chunk 1:43.850 Custard 1.317
Exit Gate Hard Chunk 1:46.117 Custard 1.277
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
244 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-6-7-9-4.
94.15
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
236 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-6-3-6-14.
56.49
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
238 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-6-7-3-11.
38.47
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
235 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 16-4-5-4-6.
50.45
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
243 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-7-5-3.
3.98
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
248 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-2-2-1-1.
2.84
8
Slapper The Pucks
237 starts, 109 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-8-1-2-1.
2.57
21
Custard The Soft Boys
244 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-5-2-3-10.
13.48

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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