Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 3

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win

Thick Rick took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Nuggets. Slapper finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:15.310 7 +6 43 14.6
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:43.384 +28.07 2 0 33 15.4
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:44.584 +29.27 4 +1 41 16.4
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:05.728 +50.42 6 +2 25 15.4
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:09.322 +54.01 8 +3 48 14.4
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:11.333 +56.02 3 -3 54 12.0
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:33.205 +77.90 5 -2 30 11.4
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:33.412 +138.10 1 -7 38 14.6
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
8.033
The Lieutenant is coming through. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-3-2.
12.156
Big air for The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-3-2.
16.061
Big air for Radiator. Recent finishes: 8-12-5-5-8.
19.689
It is chaos out there.
23.278
Heavy contact for Sweaty Gerald. Averaging 15.4 contacts an event coming in.
26.794
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-14-1.
31.539
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
40.033
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
44.511
Oh dear.
48.033
Tender Greg is picking them off.
51.478
Thick Rick finds trouble.
55.061
Thick Rick is completely off the deck.
1:00.994
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:04.483
Big Randy is airborne.
1:08.094
And Slapper takes flight.
1:12.006
The Lieutenant takes a knock.
1:16.022
Thick Rick is completely off the deck.
1:19.744
The Lieutenant gets air.
1:23.717
You do not see that every day.
1:27.456
Tender Greg is completely off the deck.
1:31.694
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:34.167
Slapper is going to win this.
1:35.728
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:39.128
Thick Rick wins it.
1:43.178
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:53.717
Extraordinary scenes.
1:59.528
It is chaos out there.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Sweaty Gerald 1.956 Sweaty Gerald 1.956
Smooth Descent Metal Sweaty Gerald 5.256 The Lieutenant 3.072
Sweeping Curve Metal Damp Kevin 8.328 Slapper 2.616
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 11.433 The Lieutenant 2.866
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 13.106 The Lieutenant 1.673
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 16.283 Sweaty Gerald 2.194
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 18.933 Slapper 1.728
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 20.578 Slapper 1.405
Rotating Drum Metal The Lieutenant 21.878 Slapper 1.156
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 23.656 Slapper 1.478
The Washboard Metal Slapper 25.439 Slapper 1.411
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 26.578 Slapper 1.139
The Spiral Metal Slapper 28.472 Slapper 1.894
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 40.950 The Lieutenant 2.828
Rotating Drum Metal Slapper 42.922 Slapper 1.272
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 44.211 Slapper 1.289
The Drops Metal Slapper 45.339 Slapper 1.128
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 46.611 Slapper 1.272
The Gap Hard Slapper 48.461 Slapper 1.850
The Drops Hard Slapper 49.922 Slapper 1.461
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 52.117 Slapper 2.195
The Washboard Hard Slapper 56.194 Thick Rick 2.572
Big Air Metal Slapper 1:00.083 Thick Rick 2.695
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 1:02.722 Thick Rick 2.294
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 1:05.728 Slapper 3.006
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 1:06.944 Slapper 1.216
The Drops Metal Slapper 1:08.089 Slapper 1.145
Rotating Drum Metal Slapper 1:09.067 Slapper 0.978
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 1:12.633 The Lieutenant 1.461
The Washboard Metal Slapper 1:14.744 The Lieutenant 1.672
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 1:16.939 The Lieutenant 1.822
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 1:19.633 The Lieutenant 2.378
Sweeping Curve Metal Slapper 1:21.994 Sweaty Gerald 2.189
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 1:24.244 Slapper 2.250
The Plunge Metal Slapper 1:27.094 Thick Rick 1.900
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 1:29.394 Thick Rick 2.061
The Kicker Metal Slapper 1:30.361 Thick Rick 0.950
Sweeping Curve Metal Slapper 1:32.872 Sweaty Gerald 2.205
Final Sprint Metal Slapper 1:35.244 Slapper 2.372
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:36.244 Slapper 1.000
Exit Gate Metal Slapper 1:37.167 The Lieutenant 0.911
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 1 0/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 0/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 0/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 0/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 0/1 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
228 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-8-5-14.
27.32
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
227 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-6-15-7.
19.88
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
222 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-8-8-4-6.
27.68
4
Radiator Basement Heat
225 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-5-5-8-5.
29.63
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
229 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-2-7-3-12.
5.52
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
224 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-2-3-2-2.
2.72
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
228 starts, 105 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 2-1-14-1-1.
2.96
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-3-4-16.
10.37

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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