Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 35

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:04.760 9 +8 45 14.8
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 8:11.201 +6.44 6 +4 56 14.3
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:27.471 +82.71 10 +7 42 15.0
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:29.800 +85.04 7 +3 39 14.8
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 9:39.660 +94.90 5 0 47 13.3
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:45.389 +100.63 4 -2 44 13.2
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:45.495 +100.74 14 +7 47 14.9
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:45.839 +101.08 13 +5 19 18.0
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:50.950 +106.19 3 -6 54 13.3
10 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:52.078 +107.32 8 -2 39 12.6
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:58.539 +113.78 1 -10 45 13.8
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:04.267 +119.51 12 0 29 15.4
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:33.322 +148.56 15 +2 53 13.5
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 10:33.633 +148.87 16 +2 38 15.0
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:56.300 +171.54 2 -13 53 14.5
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 11:10.134 +185.37 11 -5 55 14.5
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
3.767
Chunk hits the front. Career record: 74 wins from 257, average finish 3.7.
7.511
Right into it goes The Coaster.
11.161
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-5.
14.822
Chunk takes a knock. Averaging 14.6 contacts an event coming in.
18.906
Up goes Custard. Recent finishes: 3-4-13-4-9.
22.361
Crawlspace gets hit hard.
26.439
Oh dear. Averaging 16.5 contacts an event coming in.
29.944
Right into it goes Tube Sock.
33.689
The Coaster is airborne.
37.144
That is the sport, right there.
40.633
Long John gets air.
44.050
And Radiator takes flight.
47.750
That is a big one for Crawlspace.
53.917
The Coaster gets hit hard.
58.511
Chunk gets hit hard.
1:03.589
Chunk is airborne.
1:07.383
It is chaos out there.
1:12.839
The Kidney finds trouble.
1:16.594
No idea what happened there.
1:20.033
That is the sport, right there.
1:25.256
Oh dear.
1:28.789
It is chaos out there.
1:32.400
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:36.033
Big move from Radiator.
1:39.756
Crawlspace is completely off the deck.
1:44.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:48.194
The Lieutenant gets air.
1:52.156
Radiator is completely off the deck.
1:52.761
Here comes The Coaster.
1:55.761
The Coaster takes it.
2:00.367
Custard is going nowhere.
2:04.061
Crawlspace gets air.
2:07.483
Look at that.
2:10.889
Extraordinary scenes.
2:16.544
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
2:22.611
That is going to sting in the morning.
2:26.139
Look at that.
2:29.967
Chunk is completely off the deck.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Long John 1.589 Crawlspace 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 4.844 Honey Mustard 3.000
Sweeping Curve Metal The Coaster 7.511 Wide Load 2.273
Smooth Descent Metal The Coaster 10.517 The Coaster 3.006
The Drops Metal The Coaster 12.172 The Coaster 1.655
Peg Field Hard Honey Mustard 13.733 Stubbs 1.300
The Pinball Table Slick Honey Mustard 15.361 Honey Mustard 1.628
Collision Funnel Hard Honey Mustard 16.344 Stubbs 0.866
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 18.089 Wide Load 1.422
Barrier Run Smooth The Coaster 20.689 Wide Load 1.239
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 22.478 Chunk 1.756
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 25.100 Chunk 2.622
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Chunk 28.383 The Lieutenant 3.034
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 29.917 Chunk 1.534
The Drops Metal Chunk 31.289 Chunk 1.372
Rotating Drum Metal The Lieutenant 36.833 The Lieutenant 1.305
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Coaster 37.600 The Coaster 1.700
The Washboard Metal The Coaster 39.233 The Coaster 1.633
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 40.917 Chunk 1.517
S-Bend Smooth The Coaster 43.589 The Coaster 2.672
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 46.428 Chunk 1.572
The Funnel Smooth The Coaster 48.844 Wide Load 2.345
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 51.294 Butter Bean 2.166
The Gauntlet Smooth The Coaster 53.289 The Coaster 1.995
The Hairpin Smooth The Coaster 56.889 The Coaster 3.600
Split Route Smooth The Coaster 58.444 The Coaster 1.555
The Spiral Metal The Coaster 1:01.122 Butter Bean 2.011
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Coaster 1:14.383 The Coaster 13.261
Rotating Drum Metal The Coaster 1:16.806 Honey Mustard 1.239
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 1:20.633 Custard 1.439
The Drops Metal The Coaster 1:22.278 Honey Mustard 1.256
Peg Field Hard The Coaster 1:23.517 Custard 1.116
The Pinball Table Slick The Coaster 1:25.467 Wide Load 1.578
Collision Funnel Hard The Coaster 1:26.556 Wide Load 0.778
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:28.200 Wide Load 1.228
Barrier Run Smooth The Coaster 1:29.572 Wide Load 1.016
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:31.206 Wide Load 1.573
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:32.978 The Coaster 1.772
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:34.572 Chunk 1.411
The Gap Hard The Coaster 1:36.661 Chunk 1.450
The Drops Hard The Coaster 1:38.328 Chunk 1.177
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:40.778 Chunk 1.995
The Washboard Hard The Coaster 1:43.506 Chunk 1.922
Big Air Metal The Coaster 1:47.056 Chunk 2.650
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 1:49.200 Chunk 1.789
Sweeping Curve Metal The Coaster 1:51.622 Chunk 2.161
Final Sprint Metal The Coaster 1:53.867 The Coaster 2.245
Target Zone Carpet The Coaster 1:54.867 The Coaster 1.000
Exit Gate Metal The Coaster 1:55.761 The Coaster 0.894
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 0/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 16 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 18 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 18 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 23 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
218 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-4-6-7-4.
43.81
7
Long John The Noodles
250 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-12-4-5-9.
73.76
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
241 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-8-7-6-12.
70.78
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
245 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-7-5-5-12.
38.31
6
The Kidney The Beans
248 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-16-5-14-8.
116.94
22
Butter Bean The Beans
242 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-11-5-8-8.
48.61
4
Radiator Basement Heat
241 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-14-3-11-7.
99.06
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
243 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-3-7-4-10.
37.49
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
238 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-6-2-3-6.
8.50
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
233 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-7-6-3-3.
10.17
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
243 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-2-4-2.
5.07
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
251 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-2-1-2.
4.69
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
229 starts, 100 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-8-1-1-8.
10.57
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
245 starts, 112 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-8-5-1-1.
5.82
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
248 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-2-4-5-11.
23.10
21
Custard The Soft Boys
250 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-3-2-3-4.
16.30

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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