· Season 9 · Round 38
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Slapper wins at Nan's Landing
Slapper took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 8:04.105 | — | 14 | +13 | 34 | 13.6 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 8:29.540 | +25.44 | 2 | 0 | 31 | 13.9 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 8:57.733 | +53.63 | 16 | +13 | 39 | 13.1 |
| 4 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 9:01.605 | +57.50 | 12 | +8 | 34 | 13.9 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 9:14.795 | +70.69 | 6 | +1 | 38 | 13.5 |
| 6 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:20.355 | +76.25 | 15 | +9 | 34 | 14.2 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:31.966 | +87.86 | 13 | +6 | 37 | 13.5 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:37.427 | +93.32 | 1 | -7 | 38 | 13.1 |
| 9 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:37.694 | +93.59 | 5 | -4 | 39 | 11.8 |
| 10 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:49.055 | +104.95 | 9 | -1 | 32 | 12.7 |
| 11 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:53.050 | +108.95 | 4 | -7 | 39 | 12.7 |
| 12 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:53.655 | +109.55 | 3 | -9 | 27 | 14.0 |
| 13 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:57.306 | +113.20 | 7 | -6 | 39 | 16.5 |
| 14 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:57.850 | +113.75 | 10 | -4 | 44 | 13.0 |
| 15 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:59.600 | +115.50 | 11 | -4 | 44 | 12.8 |
| 16 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 10:05.395 | +121.29 | 8 | -8 | 36 | 12.2 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 17.7 contacts an event coming in.
5.067
The lead changes hands. Slapper.
11.039
It is chaos out there.
14.500
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 8-5-4-7-3.
19.172
And Thick Rick takes flight.
24.033
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-2.
28.822
Crooked Pete takes a knock. Averaging 16.2 contacts an event coming in.
32.483
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-8-5-3-3.
36.033
Up goes Crooked Pete.
39.517
No idea what happened there.
42.917
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck.
46.333
No idea what happened there.
50.194
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
54.089
Second Sock is airborne.
58.533
Up goes Radiator.
1:02.211
Right into it goes The Lieutenant.
1:05.878
Absolute carnage.
1:12.033
Absolute carnage.
1:15.961
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:20.033
Sweaty Gerald is picking them off.
1:23.578
Heavy contact for Thick Rick.
1:27.583
And Wide Load takes flight.
1:31.122
Big air for Wide Load.
1:36.033
Tube Sock is making ground.
1:39.561
Thick Rick gets air.
1:44.033
Gravy is coming through.
1:47.533
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:53.372
The Lieutenant finds trouble.
1:58.256
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:58.350
Here comes Slapper.
2:01.656
Slapper takes it.
2:05.844
No idea what happened there.
2:09.250
Well, that was always going to happen.
2:13.250
That is a big one for Crawlspace.
2:16.906
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:29.767
Heavy contact for Tender Greg.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Stubbs | 1.583 | Slapper 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Slapper | 4.894 | Tube Sock 3.256 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 7.267 | Thick Rick 2.305 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Slapper | 10.267 | Slapper 3.000 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Slapper | 12.078 | Thick Rick 1.761 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Slapper | 18.739 | Slapper 6.661 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 21.506 | Thick Rick 2.744 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 24.506 | Stubbs 1.283 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 28.311 | Big Randy 1.745 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 30.022 | Sweaty Gerald 1.583 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 31.550 | Wide Load 1.417 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 33.011 | Wide Load 1.289 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 35.011 | Wide Load 1.816 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 40.633 | Tender Greg 4.539 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 43.867 | Slapper 3.234 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 45.728 | Slapper 1.861 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 47.389 | Wide Load 1.616 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 49.367 | Wide Load 1.973 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 50.644 | Slapper 1.277 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 52.778 | Slapper 2.134 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 54.183 | Slapper 1.405 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 56.367 | Wide Load 1.783 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Stubbs | 1:01.172 | Radiator 0.589 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:08.489 | Slapper 2.656 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 1:10.983 | Big Randy 1.416 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:14.406 | Crooked Pete 1.611 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 1:16.033 | Crooked Pete 1.511 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 1:17.411 | Gravy 1.261 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 1:19.439 | Gravy 1.622 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 1:20.611 | Tender Greg 0.933 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:22.461 | Tender Greg 1.478 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 1:23.922 | Tender Greg 1.239 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:26.106 | Gravy 1.828 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:27.778 | Thick Rick 1.661 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:31.539 | Stubbs 3.034 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:35.083 | Gravy 3.350 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 1:37.256 | Wide Load 2.144 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:39.578 | Refried Ron 2.283 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 1:41.572 | Slapper 1.994 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 1:45.200 | Slapper 3.628 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 1:47.822 | Slapper 2.622 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 1:52.117 | The Lieutenant 4.045 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Slapper | 1:54.822 | Slapper 2.705 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:59.011 | Crooked Pete 2.039 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Slapper | 2:01.350 | Crooked Pete 1.805 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 23 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 27 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 31 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
260 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-10-4-10-6.
47.34
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
243 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-2-4-2.
3.37
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
232 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-2-7-4-2.
24.84
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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