· Season 9 · Round 42
The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Stubbs finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:23.462 | — | 5 | +4 | 33 | 15.0 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 6:53.306 | +29.84 | 3 | +1 | 35 | 14.7 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:02.072 | +38.61 | 6 | +3 | 41 | 14.1 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:34.440 | +70.98 | 4 | 0 | 38 | 11.8 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:28.055 | +124.59 | 8 | +3 | 38 | 11.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:41.266 | +137.80 | 1 | -5 | 31 | 15.6 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:41.812 | +138.35 | 2 | -5 | 41 | 11.9 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:48.006 | +144.54 | 7 | -1 | 47 | 12.4 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 18.0 contacts an event coming in.
5.567
Wide Load hits the front. Career record: 106 wins from 237, average finish 3.6.
11.583
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
15.150
And Yolk takes flight.
19.061
Up goes Radiator.
24.033
Oh dear.
27.539
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 3-4-1-4-6.
31.639
Yolk is completely off the deck.
36.256
Old Gristle is airborne. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-3-2.
40.339
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-4.
44.194
That is going to sting in the morning.
48.400
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
53.156
Radiator is airborne.
57.878
Wide Load gets air.
1:01.567
Absolute carnage.
1:04.972
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:08.372
And Old Gristle takes flight.
1:11.794
Old Gristle is airborne.
1:15.639
Tube Sock is completely off the deck.
1:19.078
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:23.317
And Radiator takes flight.
1:25.567
Here comes Wide Load.
1:26.728
That is Sweaty Gerald gone.
1:30.128
It is Wide Load!
1:36.678
That is a big one for Tube Sock.
1:45.478
Yolk finds trouble.
1:57.594
They will not want to see that again.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Big Randy | 1.983 | Big Randy 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Wide Load | 5.144 | Wide Load 2.883 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 7.611 | Wide Load 2.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Wide Load | 10.772 | Old Gristle 2.916 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Wide Load | 12.572 | Stubbs 1.761 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 14.167 | Wide Load 1.595 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 15.617 | Wide Load 1.450 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 17.622 | Wide Load 2.005 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 23.356 | Wide Load 5.734 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 26.656 | Old Gristle 3.284 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 28.600 | Old Gristle 1.939 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 30.417 | Stubbs 1.789 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 32.572 | Wide Load 2.155 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 33.939 | Wide Load 1.367 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 36.339 | Stubbs 2.317 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 37.772 | Wide Load 1.433 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 39.989 | Wide Load 2.217 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 41.944 | Wide Load 1.955 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 43.656 | Stubbs 1.705 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 46.028 | Wide Load 2.372 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 51.961 | Old Gristle 5.889 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 55.239 | Wide Load 3.278 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 57.117 | Wide Load 1.878 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 58.811 | Wide Load 1.694 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:00.172 | Wide Load 1.361 |
| The Gap | Hard | Wide Load | 1:01.600 | Wide Load 1.428 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 1:02.711 | Wide Load 1.111 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:04.194 | Wide Load 1.483 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Wide Load | 1:06.333 | Stubbs 2.100 |
| Big Air | Metal | Wide Load | 1:09.500 | Stubbs 2.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:11.528 | Stubbs 1.989 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:13.661 | Wide Load 2.133 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:15.072 | Wide Load 1.411 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:17.678 | Stubbs 2.172 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:19.006 | Wide Load 1.328 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:21.150 | Wide Load 2.144 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:24.056 | Wide Load 2.906 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:26.478 | Wide Load 2.422 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:27.572 | Wide Load 1.094 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:28.567 | Wide Load 0.995 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
257 starts, 59 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-3-2-2-4.
2.81
Course preview
40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.
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