Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 46

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Thick Rick finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:41.145 2 +1 28 14.2
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:11.834 +30.69 3 +1 26 13.8
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:17.778 +36.63 6 +3 27 13.2
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 8:04.800 +83.66 7 +3 33 12.1
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:18.333 +97.19 1 -4 39 13.5
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:23.267 +102.12 8 +2 33 12.4
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:24.739 +103.59 5 -2 30 12.4
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:38.711 +117.57 4 -4 29 11.4
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 17.9 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Butter Bean is going backwards.
13.028
And Crooked Pete takes flight.
16.956
Big air for Butter Bean. Recent finishes: 8-5-7-6-6.
20.744
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-4-8-5-4.
25.544
That is a big one for Radiator.
29.778
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
34.111
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-8.
40.033
Tube Sock slips to the rear.
45.944
Heavy contact for Radiator. Averaging 18.2 contacts an event coming in.
53.761
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:01.511
Right into it goes Squish.
1:10.300
Absolute carnage.
1:15.961
That is a big one for Tube Sock.
1:20.133
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:23.639
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:28.122
Look at that.
1:31.878
Up goes The Lieutenant.
1:35.550
No idea what happened there.
1:37.189
Here comes Puck Yeah.
1:39.350
That is the sport, right there.
1:42.750
It is Puck Yeah!
1:54.128
Tube Sock takes a knock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Tube Sock 1.983 Tube Sock 1.983
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 5.344 Thick Rick 3.072
Sweeping Curve Hard Crooked Pete 8.472 Butter Bean 2.389
Smooth Descent Hard Crooked Pete 12.083 Butter Bean 2.872
The Drops Hard Crooked Pete 14.100 Butter Bean 1.683
Peg Field Hard Thick Rick 15.783 Puck Yeah 1.283
The Pinball Table Slick Thick Rick 17.656 Puck Yeah 1.789
Collision Funnel Hard Thick Rick 18.550 Thick Rick 0.894
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 20.006 Thick Rick 1.456
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 21.983 Puck Yeah 1.283
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 23.756 Puck Yeah 1.773
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 25.483 Puck Yeah 1.727
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 27.467 Puck Yeah 1.984
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 28.767 Puck Yeah 1.300
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 31.111 Puck Yeah 2.344
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 32.583 Puck Yeah 1.472
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 34.917 Puck Yeah 2.334
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 41.528 Thick Rick 4.156
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 46.594 Thick Rick 4.705
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 48.856 The Lieutenant 2.245
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 51.317 Puck Yeah 2.461
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 53.333 Puck Yeah 2.016
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 57.172 Puck Yeah 3.839
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 59.811 Puck Yeah 2.639
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:04.756 The Lieutenant 4.939
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:07.778 Puck Yeah 3.022
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 1:10.333 Puck Yeah 2.555
The Plunge Metal Puck Yeah 1:13.006 Butter Bean 2.117
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:15.256 The Lieutenant 2.211
The Kicker Hard Puck Yeah 1:16.194 Puck Yeah 0.938
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:17.700 Puck Yeah 1.506
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:19.500 Thick Rick 1.739
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:20.789 Thick Rick 1.228
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:22.378 Puck Yeah 1.589
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:24.433 Puck Yeah 2.055
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:27.261 Puck Yeah 2.828
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:29.117 Puck Yeah 1.856
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:31.272 Puck Yeah 2.155
Final Sprint Hard Puck Yeah 1:33.722 Thick Rick 2.444
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:37.806 The Lieutenant 1.183
Exit Gate Hard Puck Yeah 1:40.189 The Lieutenant 1.067
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 0/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
264 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-7-8-6-7.
37.37
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
251 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-5-3-6-8.
32.50
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
252 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-6-9-7-5.
64.96
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
248 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 16-8-5-4-7.
48.78
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
255 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 5-3-3-5-3.
6.36
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
250 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 7-2-2-2-2.
3.10
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
257 starts, 129 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-1-13.
2.19
2
Squish The Soft Boys
243 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-3-4-4-2.
9.05

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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