Derby · Season 8 · Round 10
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:39.150 | — | 12 | +11 | 27 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:41.592 | +2.44 | 11 | +9 | 38 | 11.9 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:43.267 | +4.12 | 9 | +6 | 35 | 11.8 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.483 | +5.33 | 4 | 0 | 22 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:46.950 | +7.80 | 1 | -4 | 18 | 10.6 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:07.933 | +28.78 | 7 | +1 | 24 | 10.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -2 | 23 | 10.7 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +6 | 34 | 12.2 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +1 | 39 | 12.1 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -8 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +4 | 23 | 11.7 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -9 | 15 | 10.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 10 | 11.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -1 | 17 | 12.2 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -9 | 13 | 10.9 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 12 | 10.3 |
3.525
That has come off. Recent finishes: 13-8-6-7-16.
7.958
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 2-12-1-2-2.
12.642
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 10-6-3-6-14.
16.908
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-3-7-5-3.
22.175
Tender Greg leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-5-14-2-9.
26.858
Up it goes.
32.867
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
37.642
They will not want to see that again.
45.150
Look at the state of it.
50.000
There goes a piece of The Heel.
54.567
That is a long way off the ground.
1:00.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:04.617
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:08.100
Refried Ron has put Pilot Light out.
1:14.383
That is a long way off the ground.
1:19.650
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:25.375
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:30.050
Honey Mustard is losing places.
1:34.625
Absolute carnage.
1:39.925
The Heel is losing bits.
1:44.525
That was always going to happen.
1:50.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:54.500
Up it goes.
1:56.000
Puck Yeah is out, and Custard did it.
2:00.500
Tender Greg is in trouble.
2:02.000
That is The Unit taking Refried Ron with them.
2:06.308
They felt that in the back row.
2:07.808
Tender Greg will not be back.
2:12.042
They will not want to see that again.
2:17.042
Up it goes.
2:23.750
Lil Nugget goes to the front.
2:29.017
Up it goes.
2:30.517
That is Second Sock taking The Heel with them.
2:36.725
The Kidney leaves something behind.
2:38.225
And that is Custard finished.
2:43.300
And that is Crooked Pete finished.
2:49.733
They will not want to see that again.
2:54.900
The Kidney is in trouble.
3:00.050
Honey Mustard is coming through.
3:01.833
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:03.333
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:09.792
They will not want to see that again.
3:12.892
Last lap.
3:17.425
Up it goes.
3:23.350
They felt that in the back row.
3:34.017
Oh, that is a big one.
3:36.150
Here comes Gravy.
3:39.150
Gravy takes it!
3:40.650
And that is The Kidney finished.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 22.325 | Tender Greg 22.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 44.067 | Lil Nugget 20.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 1:07.725 | The Coaster 23.433 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 1:31.883 | The Coaster 21.142 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 1:58.683 | Old Gristle 21.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 2:25.225 | Gravy 24.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:47.833 | Gravy 22.334 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:12.892 | Gravy 21.450 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 22 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 22 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 24 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
161 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 10-13-13-15-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
184 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 15-15-15-16-10.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↑13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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