Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 8 · Round 11

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win

Honey Mustard took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Tube Sock finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:44.983 9 +8 37 12.0
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.833 +1.85 4 +2 21 10.6
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:48.058 +3.08 2 -1 21 10.7
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:48.475 +3.49 3 -1 14 10.3
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:49.433 +4.45 13 +8 37 11.7
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:50.083 +5.10 1 -5 21 10.3
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:51.142 +6.16 11 +4 33 12.0
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:54.142 +9.16 14 +6 36 11.8
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:00.717 +15.73 7 -2 34 11.0
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 4:02.133 +17.15 5 -5 26 10.3
11 The Kidney BEA The Beans 4:04.167 +19.18 6 -5 33 10.6
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +3 30 12.6
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 -3 41 11.8
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +2 25 11.2
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 -3 33 11.6
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -8 13 10.2
2.250
Squish goes to the front. Career record: 3 wins from 236, average finish 5.9.
6.775
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
11.283
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-8-8-1-13.
16.275
Chunk leaves something behind.
21.325
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
26.633
There is nothing left of it.
32.100
The Coaster takes the lead.
37.708
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-7-7-5-2.
42.100
A new leader — The Coaster. Career record: 110 wins from 241, average finish 3.3.
50.050
Custard is coming through.
56.408
Chunk is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-1.
1:05.542
Chunk is losing bits.
1:10.050
Look at the state of it.
1:15.008
And it all goes wrong.
1:20.050
It is coming apart now.
1:26.208
Wide Load leaves something behind.
1:30.767
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
1:36.242
Squish has put Radiator out.
1:41.300
A new leader — The Coaster.
1:45.933
Chunk is losing bits.
1:50.733
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
1:57.250
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:02.967
Up it goes.
2:08.750
And it all goes wrong.
2:14.450
They felt that in the back row.
2:19.458
Oh, that is a big one.
2:24.567
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:26.067
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:33.475
Oh, that is a big one.
2:35.392
That is Honey Mustard taking Squish with them.
2:40.050
Look at Lil Nugget go.
2:44.908
Custard is losing bits.
2:49.392
That is a long way off the ground.
2:55.500
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:00.050
They felt that in the back row.
3:04.350
That is a long way off the ground.
3:06.475
That is Tube Sock taking Lil Nugget with them.
3:10.900
A new leader — Big Randy.
3:15.100
A new leader — Honey Mustard.
3:19.475
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
3:23.967
That has come off.
3:27.067
One to go.
3:31.967
The Coaster is airborne!
3:33.467
And that is Custard finished.
3:38.658
They felt that in the back row.
3:41.983
Here comes Honey Mustard.
3:43.142
Look at the state of it.
3:44.983
Honey Mustard wins the derby.
3:51.725
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 16.375 The Coaster 16.375
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 36.717 Wide Load 18.467
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 56.367 Honey Mustard 15.500
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 1:14.033 Gravy 16.150
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 1:33.950 Wide Load 17.791
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:53.592 Lil Nugget 16.642
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:13.283 Honey Mustard 16.983
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:33.083 Lil Nugget 14.650
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:51.342 Honey Mustard 16.991
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 3:10.167 The Coaster 16.083
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 3:27.067 Honey Mustard 16.042
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 3:44.983 Wide Load 16.634
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 14 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 22 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
185 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-6-2-3-3.
6.06
1
Big Randy The Noodles
176 starts, 9 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-6-8-6-4.
17.41
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
192 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-2-4-6-1.
2.33
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
179 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 5-9-4-3-3.
3.90
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
173 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 4-15-8-10-9.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
174 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 8-5-10-10-13.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
176 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 2-9-14-7-2.
33.87
4
Radiator Basement Heat
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-13-14-14-14.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
182 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-12-7-7-5.
44.15
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
172 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 14-8-7-12-8.
120.26
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
191 starts, 23 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-5-1-12-4.
46.49
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
148 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 10-9-14-10-10.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
172 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-13-1-15-9.
69.52
4
Wide Load The Pucks
185 starts, 32 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-5-4-11-9.
8.85
21
Custard The Soft Boys
171 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-11-3-5-12.
78.45
2
Squish The Soft Boys
175 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 12-8-6-14-12.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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