Derby · Season 8 · Round 11
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win
Honey Mustard took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Tube Sock finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:44.983 | — | 9 | +8 | 37 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.833 | +1.85 | 4 | +2 | 21 | 10.6 |
| 3 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:48.058 | +3.08 | 2 | -1 | 21 | 10.7 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:48.475 | +3.49 | 3 | -1 | 14 | 10.3 |
| 5 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:49.433 | +4.45 | 13 | +8 | 37 | 11.7 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:50.083 | +5.10 | 1 | -5 | 21 | 10.3 |
| 7 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:51.142 | +6.16 | 11 | +4 | 33 | 12.0 |
| 8 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:54.142 | +9.16 | 14 | +6 | 36 | 11.8 |
| 9 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:00.717 | +15.73 | 7 | -2 | 34 | 11.0 |
| 10 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 4:02.133 | +17.15 | 5 | -5 | 26 | 10.3 |
| 11 | The Kidney | The Beans | 4:04.167 | +19.18 | 6 | -5 | 33 | 10.6 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 30 | 12.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -3 | 41 | 11.8 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 25 | 11.2 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -3 | 33 | 11.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 13 | 10.2 |
2.250
Squish goes to the front. Career record: 3 wins from 236, average finish 5.9.
6.775
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
11.283
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-8-8-1-13.
16.275
Chunk leaves something behind.
21.325
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
26.633
There is nothing left of it.
32.100
The Coaster takes the lead.
37.708
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-7-7-5-2.
42.100
A new leader — The Coaster. Career record: 110 wins from 241, average finish 3.3.
50.050
Custard is coming through.
56.408
Chunk is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-1.
1:05.542
Chunk is losing bits.
1:10.050
Look at the state of it.
1:15.008
And it all goes wrong.
1:20.050
It is coming apart now.
1:26.208
Wide Load leaves something behind.
1:30.767
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
1:36.242
Squish has put Radiator out.
1:41.300
A new leader — The Coaster.
1:45.933
Chunk is losing bits.
1:50.733
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
1:57.250
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:02.967
Up it goes.
2:08.750
And it all goes wrong.
2:14.450
They felt that in the back row.
2:19.458
Oh, that is a big one.
2:24.567
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:26.067
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:33.475
Oh, that is a big one.
2:35.392
That is Honey Mustard taking Squish with them.
2:40.050
Look at Lil Nugget go.
2:44.908
Custard is losing bits.
2:49.392
That is a long way off the ground.
2:55.500
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:00.050
They felt that in the back row.
3:04.350
That is a long way off the ground.
3:06.475
That is Tube Sock taking Lil Nugget with them.
3:10.900
A new leader — Big Randy.
3:15.100
A new leader — Honey Mustard.
3:19.475
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
3:23.967
That has come off.
3:27.067
One to go.
3:31.967
The Coaster is airborne!
3:33.467
And that is Custard finished.
3:38.658
They felt that in the back row.
3:41.983
Here comes Honey Mustard.
3:43.142
Look at the state of it.
3:44.983
Honey Mustard wins the derby.
3:51.725
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 16.375 | The Coaster 16.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 36.717 | Wide Load 18.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 56.367 | Honey Mustard 15.500 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 1:14.033 | Gravy 16.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 1:33.950 | Wide Load 17.791 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:53.592 | Lil Nugget 16.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 2:13.283 | Honey Mustard 16.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 2:33.083 | Lil Nugget 14.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 2:51.342 | Honey Mustard 16.991 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 3:10.167 | The Coaster 16.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 3:27.067 | Honey Mustard 16.042 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 3:44.983 | Wide Load 16.634 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 21 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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