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Derby · Season 8 · Round 12

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.717 — 4 +3 29 11.1
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:17.425 +0.71 2 0 20 10.3
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:18.125 +1.41 1 -2 24 10.7
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 +2 18 10.3
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +6 22 10.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +9 13 10.7
— Lil Nugget FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +3 25 10.7
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -3 12 10.3
— Tube Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -6 12 10.2
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +2 12 11.1
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -4 13 10.4
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 10 10.6
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 10 10.2
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 8 11.2
— Slapper RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 8 10.7
— The Coaster RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 -2 5 11.1
2.275
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 1-1-8-1-2.
8.550
A new leader — Chunk.
13.317
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 4-8-5-2-4.
17.975
Up it goes.
26.917
Extraordinary scenes.
31.333
Gravy is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-2-4.
39.792
Pilot Light is losing bits.
44.025
That has come off.
45.525
Squish has put Tender Greg out. Recent finishes: 4-2-4-5-14.
50.050
Second Sock is on the move. Recent finishes: 5-6-3-8-5.
56.000
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
57.500
Pilot Light is out, and Second Sock did it.
1:02.867
Extraordinary scenes.
1:09.017
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:10.892
Radiator will not be back.
1:14.717
Refried Ron has put Chunk out.
1:20.050
Second Sock is coming through.
1:24.925
That is a long way off the ground.
1:27.908
That is Big Randy taking Refried Ron with them.
1:33.225
And out of the circuit entirely.
1:35.983
Squish will not be back.
1:40.267
Extraordinary scenes.
1:41.767
Gravy is out, and Big Randy did it.
1:55.367
Big Randy is losing bits.
2:07.608
Look at the state of it.
2:10.167
Sweaty Gerald is out.
2:27.392
Absolute carnage.
2:37.608
Absolute carnage.
2:48.592
This is the last of it.
3:04.617
Look at the state of it.
3:13.717
Here comes Second Sock.
3:16.717
Second Sock takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 26.392 Chunk 26.392
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 54.308 Squish 25.666
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:22.992 Gravy 25.775
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 1:52.192 Sweaty Gerald 26.033
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:20.392 Second Sock 27.709
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:48.592 Long John 27.950
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:16.717 Big Randy 26.967
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 10 1/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 12 0/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 15 0/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 0/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 20 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
176 starts, 9 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-6-8-6-4.
15.65
7
Long John The Noodles
186 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-2-6-2-3.
4.66
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
179 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 5-9-4-3-3.
3.87
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
192 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-2-4-6-1.
1.90
5
Refried Ron The Beans
183 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 16-12-14-11-14.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
174 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 13-4-15-8-10.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-13-14-14-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
163 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 8-14-10-13-13.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
174 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-1-8-5-10.
40.20
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
173 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-14-8-7-12.
115.57
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
191 starts, 23 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-5-1-12-4.
59.70
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
149 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 4-10-9-14-10.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
172 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-9-9-11-9.
105.57
3
The Coaster The Pucks
173 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-9-13-1-15.
129.29
2
Squish The Soft Boys
176 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 9-12-8-6-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
185 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-15-15-15-16.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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7m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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