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Derby · Season 8 · Round 14

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Custard finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.508 — 11 +10 27 11.0
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:43.600 +11.09 15 +13 21 10.3
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:43.817 +11.31 14 +11 34 11.0
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.008 +12.50 4 0 8 9.6
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:45.308 +12.80 3 -2 3 9.9
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:59.458 +26.95 7 +1 25 9.5
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:18.400 +45.89 2 -5 0 9.8
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +4 31 11.2
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 13 10.0
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 12 10.1
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.4
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— The Kidney FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Long John has left.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful. That is 68 non-finishes in 258 career starts.
11.567
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-4-2-4-5.
16.483
That has come off. Recent finishes: 11-7-6-16-4.
21.233
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 6-2-3-2-12.
25.642
Tender Greg is losing bits.
33.125
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 5-1-1-2-1.
40.050
Look at Crooked Pete go.
49.850
Extraordinary scenes.
55.308
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:00.050
Absolute carnage.
1:04.742
Tender Greg is in trouble.
1:06.242
Second Sock has put Tender Greg out.
1:15.367
They will not want to see that again.
1:22.717
And it all goes wrong.
1:33.700
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:40.375
Radiator has nothing left on it.
1:46.283
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:54.483
Absolute carnage.
2:02.083
They will not want to see that again.
2:11.525
They felt that in the back row.
2:19.642
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:27.450
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
2:32.425
Up it goes.
2:39.350
Radiator will not take much more.
2:44.175
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:52.608
Sweaty Gerald is going nowhere.
3:01.350
Chunk will not take much more.
3:08.533
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:12.225
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:14.050
Last lap.
3:18.525
Oh, that is a big one.
3:29.508
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:32.508
It is Old Gristle!
3:41.450
Extraordinary scenes.
3:48.167
Lil Nugget has stalled.
4:15.583
Sweaty Gerald is going nowhere.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 16.108 Tender Greg 16.108
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 32.842 Old Gristle 15.159
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 48.575 Old Gristle 15.733
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:08.300 The Coaster 17.642
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:24.658 Old Gristle 16.358
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:43.817 The Coaster 17.391
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:01.583 Old Gristle 17.766
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:20.550 Chunk 16.300
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:39.067 Chunk 17.000
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:58.300 Chunk 17.117
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:14.050 Old Gristle 15.750
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:32.508 The Coaster 16.734
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 9 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 12 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 14 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
187 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-7-2-6-2.
11.21
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
169 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 5-6-15-3-11.
138.04
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
156 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-2-7-7-3.
5.97
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
192 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-2-4-6-1.
1.75
6
The Kidney The Beans
176 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 10-13-8-5-10.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
175 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 14-13-4-15-8.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
177 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-2-9-14-7.
20.92
4
Radiator Basement Heat
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-13-14-14-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
177 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-3-7-10-8.
54.13
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
175 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-7-12-14-8.
197.04
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
191 starts, 44 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-16-5-14-6.
6.10
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
150 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 14-4-10-9-14.
200.84
8
Slapper The Pucks
172 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-9-9-11-9.
60.18
3
The Coaster The Pucks
173 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-9-13-1-15.
75.31
21
Custard The Soft Boys
171 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-11-3-5-12.
34.67
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
185 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-15-15-15-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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