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Derby · Season 8 · Round 15

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Old Gristle wins at Kidney Flats

Old Gristle took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Heel finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:23.350 — 12 +11 18 12.3
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:29.158 +5.81 3 +1 1 10.5
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:30.242 +6.89 11 +8 24 11.6
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:31.150 +7.80 4 0 1 11.0
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:31.858 +8.51 1 -4 1 10.4
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:32.275 +8.93 2 -4 3 10.3
7 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:34.150 +10.80 16 +9 16 11.5
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:35.292 +11.94 10 +2 29 11.8
9 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:37.258 +13.91 14 +5 31 11.6
10 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:38.500 +15.15 9 -1 31 11.3
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:45.658 +22.31 6 -5 8 10.6
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:45.867 +22.52 8 -4 7 10.8
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:46.067 +22.72 5 -8 11 10.4
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:49.258 +25.91 7 -7 10 10.9
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 12 11.8
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -3 14 12.5
3.400
A new leader — Squish.
8.383
They will not want to see that again.
18.750
A new leader — Puck Yeah.
27.250
Honey Mustard is airborne!
31.900
Absolute carnage.
38.525
Pilot Light is losing bits.
46.767
There goes a piece of The Coaster. Recent finishes: 8-5-1-1-2.
51.792
That is a long way off the ground.
56.442
Extraordinary scenes.
1:00.842
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-4-8-7-4.
1:15.000
That has come off.
1:20.842
Old Gristle is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-6-2-3-2.
1:25.125
Chunk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-2.
1:29.508
Butter Bean is airborne! Recent finishes: 5-8-8-6-7.
1:39.417
Up it goes.
1:43.408
Puck Yeah is out.
1:47.717
Tender Greg is losing bits.
1:52.992
Extraordinary scenes.
1:58.000
That is Lil Nugget taking Tender Greg with them.
2:12.875
Up it goes.
2:17.175
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:21.742
You do not see that every day.
2:27.458
Refried Ron is losing bits.
2:37.192
Look at the state of it.
2:42.958
Up it goes.
2:51.733
That has come off.
3:00.142
This is the last of it.
3:06.492
Chunk is airborne!
3:12.600
That is a long way off the ground.
3:20.350
Here comes Old Gristle.
3:20.567
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
3:23.350
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:31.625
The Coaster has nothing left on it.
3:42.308
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Puck Yeah 25.050 Puck Yeah 25.050
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 46.583 Puck Yeah 21.533
The Hairpin Clay Puck Yeah 1:12.825 The Heel 25.317
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:37.467 Puck Yeah 24.642
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:10.058 Lil Nugget 25.192
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:34.675 Old Gristle 24.617
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:00.142 Old Gristle 25.467
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:23.350 Old Gristle 23.208
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 4 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 22 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 24 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 25 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
188 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-4-7-2-6.
5.99
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
177 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-7-15-7-11.
80.42
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
157 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 10-5-2-7-7.
8.69
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
192 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-2-4-6-1.
1.83
5
Refried Ron The Beans
184 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 12-16-12-14-11.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
175 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-7-12-13-3.
76.98
1
The Unit Basement Heat
178 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-7-2-9-14.
34.80
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
165 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-12-8-14-10.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
176 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-11-7-12-14.
96.14
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
182 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-12-7-7-5.
46.16
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
151 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 8-14-4-10-9.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
192 starts, 45 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-2-16-5-14.
5.04
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
178 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 11-16-15-11-8.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
173 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-9-13-1-15.
48.97
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
185 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-15-15-15-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
179 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 14-15-9-9-12.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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