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Derby · Season 8 · Round 19

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:56.375 — 12 +11 23 10.7
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:03.342 +6.97 11 +9 19 11.2
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:03.533 +7.16 9 +6 23 10.8
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:04.500 +8.13 13 +9 22 11.1
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:12.842 +16.47 16 +11 19 10.3
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:26.133 +29.76 4 -2 11 9.7
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:29.450 +33.08 7 0 20 9.8
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:31.117 +34.74 3 -5 15 9.7
9 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:32.275 +35.90 2 -7 12 9.3
10 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:33.550 +37.18 8 -2 11 9.9
11 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:33.792 +37.42 1 -10 9 9.3
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:33.908 +37.53 6 -6 19 9.8
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 14 10.4
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 0 18 11.0
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -5 22 10.9
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 10.9
2.900
Custard goes to the front. Career record: 7 wins from 252, average finish 5.4.
10.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 9-4-4-3-2.
18.225
There goes a piece of Stubbs. Recent finishes: 3-6-2-3-6.
24.367
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-6-2-3-6.
29.750
Lil Nugget leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-2-3-1-6.
34.275
That is a long way off the ground.
38.958
There goes a piece of Yolk.
43.367
That is a long way off the ground.
49.050
Up it goes.
53.500
Stubbs is airborne!
58.167
Up it goes.
1:02.592
That has come off.
1:07.225
Absolute carnage.
1:12.392
That has come off.
1:17.033
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
1:22.008
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:30.225
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:35.450
That was always going to happen.
1:41.442
That is a long way off the ground.
1:45.833
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:51.892
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:56.342
Oh, that is a big one.
2:01.225
Up it goes.
2:08.250
Look at the state of it.
2:17.117
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:27.283
Lil Nugget will not be back.
2:31.700
Refried Ron is losing bits.
2:33.200
That is Old Gristle taking Slapper with them.
2:40.383
This is the last of it.
2:48.675
Up it goes.
2:53.375
Here comes Chunk.
2:55.925
You do not see that every day.
2:57.425
It is Chunk!
3:02.142
Custard leaves something behind.
3:12.383
Custard leaves something behind.
3:16.600
The Kidney has put Refried Ron out.
3:24.425
Look at the state of it.
3:33.792
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 16.867 The Coaster 16.867
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 33.917 The Coaster 17.050
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 52.058 Slapper 15.333
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:09.075 Old Gristle 16.833
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:27.225 Stubbs 17.491
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:43.425 Slapper 16.200
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:01.992 Stubbs 16.333
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 2:22.558 Old Gristle 14.833
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 2:40.383 Chunk 14.991
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 2:56.375 Chunk 15.992
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 17 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 18 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 20 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 21 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 25 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
191 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 6-10-4-7-4.
13.85
1
Big Randy The Noodles
180 starts, 9 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 3-5-9-4-4.
14.36
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
184 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-13-2-3-2.
4.86
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
194 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-4-2-2-4.
3.19
5
Refried Ron The Beans
187 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 15-16-13-12-16.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
180 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 11-7-11-13-10.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
182 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 9-6-14-9-4.
41.76
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
166 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 16-16-12-8-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
179 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-5-7-3-7.
18.37
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
180 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-9-4-5-6.
55.88
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
194 starts, 45 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-6-1-2-16.
3.81
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
153 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 15-12-8-14-4.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
177 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 5-8-2-8-11.
15.79
8
Slapper The Pucks
172 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-9-9-11-9.
28.79
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 15-15-13-16-10.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
174 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-11-7-7-11.
82.62

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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