Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 8 · Round 21

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Second Sock finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:42.883 11 +10 36 12.0
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:43.425 +0.54 4 +2 17 10.7
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:45.908 +3.03 2 -1 20 10.5
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:47.325 +4.44 14 +10 36 11.6
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:47.383 +4.50 3 -2 19 10.5
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:50.133 +7.25 10 +4 43 11.9
7 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:55.867 +12.98 9 +2 43 12.0
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:00.358 +17.48 6 -2 26 10.4
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +4 35 11.8
Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 +2 38 11.2
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -6 29 10.9
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +4 23 11.4
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -12 12 10.9
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +1 11 11.2
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 13 10.1
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -8 12 9.9
2.250
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 7 wins from 253, average finish 5.4.
7.200
There goes a piece of Radiator.
11.617
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
18.275
Look at the state of it.
22.525
Lil Nugget is airborne!
27.542
Extraordinary scenes.
34.892
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
39.092
There goes a piece of Radiator.
47.625
There goes a piece of Yolk. Recent finishes: 4-1-4-4-2.
52.175
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-3-6-2-3.
58.617
That has come off.
1:05.058
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-9-4-4-3.
1:09.358
Floppy Joe leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-4-13-7-4.
1:10.858
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:17.675
Gravy is losing bits.
1:25.025
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
1:28.375
Floppy Joe has put Radiator out.
1:29.875
Yolk will not be back.
1:34.250
A new leader — Old Gristle.
1:38.458
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
1:46.675
Floppy Joe has nothing left on it.
1:52.133
That is a long way off the ground.
1:57.200
Wide Load takes the lead.
2:03.750
Old Gristle goes to the front.
2:08.300
A new leader — Wide Load.
2:12.500
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:14.350
That is The Heel taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:20.250
Up it goes.
2:27.400
A new leader — Wide Load.
2:31.733
That has come off.
2:39.725
Custard will not be back.
2:45.275
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:50.833
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:56.258
That is a long way off the ground.
3:01.325
The Coaster leaves something behind.
3:08.492
They will not want to see that again.
3:14.317
The Kidney is out.
3:19.017
They felt that in the back row.
3:23.792
This is the last of it.
3:32.292
Gravy is out.
3:37.225
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:39.883
Old Gristle has it.
3:42.883
Old Gristle takes it!
3:53.717
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 14.908 Wide Load 14.908
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 33.500 The Coaster 17.133
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 49.592 Wide Load 16.092
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:10.625 Old Gristle 16.816
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:30.383 Old Gristle 14.842
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:49.767 Stubbs 16.433
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:09.108 Stubbs 15.342
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:28.042 Lil Nugget 17.783
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:43.975 Wide Load 15.933
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:05.708 Stubbs 17.675
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:23.792 Old Gristle 16.441
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:42.883 Lil Nugget 16.558
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 11 1/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 16 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 19 1/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
177 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-7-15-7-11.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
192 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-6-10-4-7.
8.43
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
160 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 6-12-8-10-5.
20.55
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
196 starts, 31 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-1-4-4-2.
2.15
6
The Kidney The Beans
181 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 8-11-7-11-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
175 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-7-12-13-3.
63.79
4
Radiator Basement Heat
201 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-11-16-13-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
167 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-16-16-12-8.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
179 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-5-7-3-7.
33.38
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
182 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-7-13-9-4.
90.35
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
195 starts, 46 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-2-6-1-2.
5.55
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
195 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-5-7-1-12.
30.63
3
The Coaster The Pucks
179 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 16-16-5-8-2.
93.72
4
Wide Load The Pucks
191 starts, 35 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 8-1-2-6-1.
4.75
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 15-15-13-16-10.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
175 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-12-11-7-7.
110.72

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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