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Derby · Season 8 · Round 25

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Tube Sock finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:20.333 — 14 +13 28 12.0
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:26.550 +6.22 4 +2 4 10.5
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:28.175 +7.84 3 0 3 10.6
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:32.967 +12.63 1 -3 4 10.7
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:33.625 +13.29 12 +7 30 11.3
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:33.842 +13.51 10 +4 30 11.7
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:34.808 +14.48 2 -5 6 10.1
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:37.600 +17.27 11 +3 24 11.4
9 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:37.767 +17.43 13 +4 25 10.8
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:39.042 +18.71 9 -1 34 11.8
11 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:45.367 +25.03 7 -4 7 10.6
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:45.908 +25.58 8 -4 10 10.5
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:48.033 +27.70 5 -8 12 10.6
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 12 11.7
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -9 12 10.5
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 10.8
2.800
Up it goes.
9.392
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-3-7-4-1.
20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
26.450
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 14-2-2-2-2.
30.667
That is a long way off the ground.
48.283
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 6-3-7-4-1.
53.167
That is a long way off the ground.
59.517
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 4-1-1-1-1.
1:06.817
It is coming apart now. Recent finishes: 6-3-7-4-1.
1:17.867
They will not want to see that again.
1:23.442
Up it goes.
1:24.942
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:30.050
Long John is coming through.
1:36.950
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
1:42.083
That is a long way off the ground.
1:48.208
Up it goes.
1:56.800
Refried Ron is losing bits.
2:05.608
Radiator is losing bits.
2:13.750
Absolute carnage.
2:18.175
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
2:23.683
That has come off.
2:28.650
Up it goes.
2:42.800
Up it goes.
2:47.042
There is nothing left of it.
2:52.608
It is coming apart now.
2:55.300
Radiator has put Refried Ron out.
2:57.308
This is the last of it.
3:03.417
That has come off.
3:08.658
Extraordinary scenes.
3:13.017
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:16.342
Tender Greg is out, and Long John did it.
3:17.333
Slapper is coming to the flag.
3:20.333
Slapper takes it!
3:26.858
There is nothing left of it.
3:32.942
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Chunk 22.625 Chunk 22.625
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 47.558 Slapper 21.075
The Hairpin Clay Slapper 1:15.200 Thick Rick 25.275
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:40.483 Slapper 25.283
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:05.825 The Lieutenant 24.166
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:29.225 Slapper 23.400
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:57.308 Chunk 24.284
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:20.333 Slapper 23.025
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 10 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 28 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
179 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-6-4-7-15.
138.85
7
Long John The Noodles
196 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-4-5-15-2.
10.91
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
199 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-4-4-3-1.
2.36
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
186 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-9-2-13-2.
4.54
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
181 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 16-11-4-10-15.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
190 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 12-13-8-15-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
168 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 12-13-16-16-12.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
204 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-15-9-14-11.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
188 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-10-8-10-1.
69.24
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
178 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-5-8-8-14.
51.83
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
158 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 10-16-3-8-10.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
180 starts, 38 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-6-1-10-5.
7.38
4
Wide Load The Pucks
192 starts, 36 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 1-8-1-2-6.
4.63
8
Slapper The Pucks
177 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-5-11-13-15.
136.15
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 15-15-13-16-10.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
192 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 13-15-10-15-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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