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Derby · Season 8 · Round 26

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Big Randy finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.250 — 4 +3 16 10.5
2 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:22.742 +6.49 1 -1 10 10.5
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:23.067 +6.82 3 0 13 10.4
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:28.533 +12.28 12 +8 36 12.0
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:32.250 +16.00 8 +3 30 10.4
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:33.242 +16.99 9 +3 48 11.9
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:33.258 +17.01 5 -2 18 10.6
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:34.383 +18.13 10 +2 44 11.7
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:34.567 +18.32 6 -3 21 10.6
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -8 13 10.7
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 0 29 12.3
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -5 13 10.4
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 0 18 20.0
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 20 11.4
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 20 11.3
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 10.5
3.817
Custard is airborne!
8.683
Up it goes.
18.200
Slapper goes to the front. Career record: 117 wins from 248, average finish 3.3.
23.058
Up it goes.
27.858
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-13.
32.842
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-8-5-3-3.
40.592
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-6-3-7-4.
45.150
A new leader — Second Sock. Career record: 1 wins from 247, average finish 7.4.
50.050
Stubbs is going backwards.
59.442
That was always going to happen.
1:07.033
Gravy is airborne!
1:11.258
And it all goes wrong.
1:17.917
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:19.417
Yolk is out.
1:23.658
Up it goes.
1:28.433
There is nothing protecting Custard now.
1:33.067
It is coming apart now.
1:35.908
That is Big Randy taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:39.767
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:44.042
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:48.350
A new leader — Slapper.
1:54.000
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:58.325
They will not want to see that again.
2:07.967
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:15.208
Absolute carnage.
2:20.050
Big Randy is on the move.
2:25.675
Up it goes.
2:36.158
And that is Radiator finished.
2:44.325
That was always going to happen.
2:49.883
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
2:54.208
Look at the state of it.
2:55.708
Last lap.
3:01.008
And that is Gravy finished.
3:08.400
There is nothing left of it.
3:11.967
Crooked Pete is out.
3:13.250
Second Sock has it.
3:16.250
Second Sock takes it!
3:20.933
That was always going to happen.
3:32.908
Stripped to the shell.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 20.067 Slapper 20.067
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 42.300 Second Sock 21.058
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:01.683 Slapper 19.383
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:26.083 Stubbs 19.492
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:48.992 Gravy 21.309
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:11.600 Big Randy 20.400
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:33.017 Second Sock 21.417
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:54.458 Second Sock 21.441
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:16.250 The Lieutenant 20.641
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 12 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 15 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 16 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 17 1/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 28 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
183 starts, 9 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-5-3-3-5.
8.66
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
175 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-7-4-10-12.
61.83
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
187 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 5-2-9-2-13.
3.46
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
199 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-4-4-3-1.
1.89
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
181 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 16-11-4-10-15.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
179 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-6-8-11-3.
110.21
4
Radiator Basement Heat
205 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 7-16-15-9-14.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
173 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-7-9-11-6.
102.65
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
181 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-12-10-5-7.
55.54
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
178 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-5-8-8-14.
52.18
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
198 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-11-7-5.
89.97
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
180 starts, 38 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-6-1-10-5.
10.19
8
Slapper The Pucks
178 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 14-8-5-11-13.
219.30
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
181 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 16-14-14-11-16.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 15-15-13-16-10.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
178 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-9-2-12-12.
51.98

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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