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Derby · Season 8 · Round 28

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Crooked Pete finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:08.958 — 3 +2 9 9.2
2 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:09.158 +0.20 1 -1 8 9.3
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:10.367 +1.41 4 +1 12 9.6
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:12.392 +3.43 2 -2 5 9.5
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:13.208 +4.25 11 +6 30 10.4
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:22.417 +13.46 6 0 18 9.3
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:22.808 +13.85 14 +7 37 10.7
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:25.342 +16.38 10 +2 38 10.7
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:27.292 +18.33 12 +3 32 10.0
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:31.083 +22.13 9 -1 44 10.4
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 24 10.4
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -5 13 9.8
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 12 9.1
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 12 9.8
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 12 10.2
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 9.7
3.058
You do not see that every day.
8.092
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-4-1.
12.667
And it all goes wrong.
20.050
There is nothing left of it.
24.650
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 8-4-4-3-4.
30.050
Stubbs is coming through.
35.083
They will not want to see that again.
39.792
That is a long way off the ground.
46.650
A new leader — Wide Load.
52.292
They felt that in the back row.
1:00.050
Look at Tender Greg go.
1:04.342
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:11.075
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-2-2.
1:16.358
That has come off.
1:21.933
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 8-4-8-8-7.
1:29.717
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-4-8-8-7.
1:34.300
Oh, that is a big one.
1:40.050
Tube Sock is going backwards.
1:43.750
That is Crooked Pete taking Yolk with them.
1:48.525
That is Puck Yeah taking Tender Greg with them.
1:54.392
That is real damage.
1:56.117
Pilot Light will not be back.
2:01.250
Stripped to the shell.
2:07.992
It is coming apart now.
2:09.492
And that is Refried Ron finished.
2:14.633
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:17.050
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
2:19.392
Butter Bean has put Radiator out.
2:24.383
Up it goes.
2:35.683
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
2:45.108
One to go.
2:53.725
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
2:59.242
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
3:05.958
Here comes Second Sock.
3:07.458
Nothing in it!
3:08.958
Second Sock takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 21.425 Gravy 21.425
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 47.158 Wide Load 23.241
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:10.250 Honey Mustard 21.883
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:34.625 Yolk 23.083
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:57.950 Puck Yeah 22.208
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:22.133 Second Sock 22.791
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:45.108 Crooked Pete 22.842
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:08.958 Big Randy 22.775
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 6 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 19 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
175 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-7-4-10-12.
39.19
1
Big Randy The Noodles
184 starts, 9 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 9-3-5-3-3.
9.88
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
200 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 6-1-4-4-3.
2.10
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
188 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 8-5-2-9-2.
4.49
5
Refried Ron The Beans
193 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 16-13-16-12-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
179 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-6-8-11-3.
109.49
4
Radiator Basement Heat
206 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-7-16-15-9.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
169 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 10-12-13-16-16.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
183 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 4-3-4-12-10.
39.15
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
189 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-11-10-8-10.
62.27
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
198 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-11-7-5.
62.00
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
200 starts, 48 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 3-2-11-1-1.
8.40
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
181 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 16-14-14-11-16.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
194 starts, 36 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-9-1-8-1.
7.85
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
180 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 14-16-15-15-13.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
192 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 13-15-10-15-14.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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