Derby · Season 8 · Round 31
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:36.900 | — | 14 | +13 | 32 | 12.4 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:41.100 | +4.20 | 12 | +10 | 36 | 12.4 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:43.175 | +6.28 | 4 | +1 | 22 | 10.4 |
| 4 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:45.925 | +9.03 | 10 | +6 | 45 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.125 | +10.23 | 3 | -2 | 25 | 10.4 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:47.233 | +10.33 | 9 | +3 | 35 | 12.2 |
| 7 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:47.925 | +11.03 | 11 | +4 | 50 | 12.2 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:57.683 | +20.78 | 7 | -1 | 25 | 10.3 |
| 9 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:01.425 | +24.53 | 6 | -3 | 27 | 10.7 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 28 | 11.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -10 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 13 | 9.9 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 11 | 10.1 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 12 | 11.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 10.9 |
2.383
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-4-3.
6.742
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 5-8-4-8-8.
11.092
Up it goes.
18.767
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 3-4-1-4-6.
23.700
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 10-7-5-14-6.
28.408
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
33.675
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 14-1-1-1-1.
38.117
Lil Nugget is airborne!
44.342
Extraordinary scenes.
48.667
Oh, that is a big one.
53.133
Yolk leaves something behind.
57.558
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:01.875
You do not see that every day.
1:06.125
That is Floppy Joe taking Yolk with them.
1:07.625
Tender Greg is out, and Wide Load did it.
1:11.700
That is Refried Ron taking Pilot Light with them.
1:17.700
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:22.992
That has come off.
1:27.425
There is nothing left of it.
1:32.100
Stripped to the shell.
1:37.358
Up it goes.
1:41.950
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:43.450
Butter Bean has put Refried Ron out.
1:48.933
And it all goes wrong.
1:53.517
That was always going to happen.
1:56.958
And that is Crooked Pete finished.
2:04.767
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:10.517
And it all goes wrong.
2:17.950
That is a long way off the ground.
2:20.958
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:26.625
Absolute carnage.
2:29.667
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:39.508
That is a long way off the ground.
2:46.700
Damp Kevin goes to the front.
2:53.508
Wide Load is airborne!
2:59.700
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
3:06.100
Lil Nugget is airborne!
3:15.467
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:21.050
A new leader — Wide Load.
3:22.692
Last lap.
3:33.900
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:36.900
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:48.283
Crawlspace has nothing left on it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 15.967 | The Lieutenant 15.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 33.083 | Lil Nugget 15.550 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 51.492 | Wide Load 17.550 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:09.817 | The Lieutenant 16.409 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:29.458 | Wide Load 16.675 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:48.275 | Wide Load 16.158 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:07.092 | Stubbs 15.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:26.808 | Lil Nugget 18.658 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:46.683 | Damp Kevin 17.691 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:04.500 | The Lieutenant 16.783 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:22.692 | Wide Load 16.625 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:36.900 | Wide Load 14.208 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 10 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 11 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
171 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-16-10-12-13.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
192 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 13-15-10-15-14.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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