Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 8 · Round 31

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:36.900 14 +13 32 12.4
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.100 +4.20 12 +10 36 12.4
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:43.175 +6.28 4 +1 22 10.4
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:45.925 +9.03 10 +6 45 11.3
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.125 +10.23 3 -2 25 10.4
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:47.233 +10.33 9 +3 35 12.2
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:47.925 +11.03 11 +4 50 12.2
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:57.683 +20.78 7 -1 25 10.3
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:01.425 +24.53 6 -3 27 10.7
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +3 28 11.8
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -10 13 10.3
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -10 13 10.3
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -8 13 9.9
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -6 11 10.1
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +1 12 11.4
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 11 10.9
2.383
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-4-3.
6.742
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 5-8-4-8-8.
11.092
Up it goes.
18.767
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 3-4-1-4-6.
23.700
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 10-7-5-14-6.
28.408
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
33.675
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 14-1-1-1-1.
38.117
Lil Nugget is airborne!
44.342
Extraordinary scenes.
48.667
Oh, that is a big one.
53.133
Yolk leaves something behind.
57.558
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:01.875
You do not see that every day.
1:06.125
That is Floppy Joe taking Yolk with them.
1:07.625
Tender Greg is out, and Wide Load did it.
1:11.700
That is Refried Ron taking Pilot Light with them.
1:17.700
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:22.992
That has come off.
1:27.425
There is nothing left of it.
1:32.100
Stripped to the shell.
1:37.358
Up it goes.
1:41.950
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:43.450
Butter Bean has put Refried Ron out.
1:48.933
And it all goes wrong.
1:53.517
That was always going to happen.
1:56.958
And that is Crooked Pete finished.
2:04.767
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:10.517
And it all goes wrong.
2:17.950
That is a long way off the ground.
2:20.958
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:26.625
Absolute carnage.
2:29.667
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:39.508
That is a long way off the ground.
2:46.700
Damp Kevin goes to the front.
2:53.508
Wide Load is airborne!
2:59.700
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
3:06.100
Lil Nugget is airborne!
3:15.467
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:21.050
A new leader — Wide Load.
3:22.692
Last lap.
3:33.900
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:36.900
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:48.283
Crawlspace has nothing left on it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 15.967 The Lieutenant 15.967
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 33.083 Lil Nugget 15.550
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 51.492 Wide Load 17.550
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:09.817 The Lieutenant 16.409
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:29.458 Wide Load 16.675
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:48.275 Wide Load 16.158
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:07.092 Stubbs 15.392
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:26.808 Lil Nugget 18.658
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:46.683 Damp Kevin 17.691
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:04.500 The Lieutenant 16.783
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:22.692 Wide Load 16.625
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:36.900 Wide Load 14.208
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 11 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 22 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
182 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 10-13-11-14-6.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
175 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-7-4-10-12.
131.35
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
202 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 6-2-6-1-4.
3.12
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
185 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-6-3-3-3.
2.44
5
Refried Ron The Beans
194 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 15-16-13-16-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
182 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-7-8-10-6.
68.58
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
175 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-3-9-7-9.
106.61
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
171 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-16-10-12-13.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
186 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-6-7-4-3.
32.41
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
189 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-1-15-12-9.
117.19
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
201 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-16-10-8-7.
94.17
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
181 starts, 39 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-3-6-1-10.
5.75
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
181 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 16-14-14-11-16.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
197 starts, 36 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-9-4-2-9.
6.65
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
192 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 13-15-10-15-14.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
182 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 13-14-14-16-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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