Derby · Season 8 · Round 40
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:33.767 | — | 13 | +12 | 29 | 12.1 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:37.283 | +3.52 | 9 | +7 | 45 | 11.9 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:42.483 | +8.72 | 10 | +7 | 41 | 12.2 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:44.217 | +10.45 | 3 | -1 | 16 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.825 | +11.06 | 4 | -1 | 22 | 11.1 |
| 6 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:44.908 | +11.14 | 16 | +10 | 30 | 11.7 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:47.492 | +13.73 | 2 | -5 | 18 | 10.6 |
| 8 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:48.375 | +14.61 | 14 | +6 | 40 | 12.0 |
| 9 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:54.417 | +20.65 | 11 | +2 | 35 | 11.5 |
| 10 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:56.367 | +22.60 | 6 | -4 | 30 | 10.9 |
| 11 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:57.317 | +23.55 | 7 | -4 | 26 | 10.4 |
| 12 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:58.983 | +25.22 | 8 | -4 | 22 | 10.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 27 | 10.8 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -13 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -3 | 28 | 11.7 |
| — | Tender Greg FELL | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 4 | 21.7 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
10.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-3-4-8-4.
14.825
Thick Rick is airborne!
20.050
Look at The Coaster go.
25.300
Wide Load goes to the front. Career record: 109 wins from 242, average finish 3.5.
30.050
It is unravelling for Custard.
35.408
The Coaster leaves something behind.
39.975
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
46.700
A new leader — Honey Mustard. Career record: 21 wins from 247, average finish 4.7.
51.592
The Coaster is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-1-15-1-3.
58.617
Chunk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 2-6-5-2-2.
1:04.133
That has come off.
1:08.558
Up it goes.
1:12.858
Up it goes.
1:18.067
They will not want to see that again.
1:22.667
Wide Load is airborne!
1:29.058
You do not see that every day.
1:35.917
And it all goes wrong.
1:40.558
Look at the state of it.
1:51.200
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:55.683
Crooked Pete has nothing left on it.
2:01.725
Up it goes.
2:12.333
Custard is airborne!
2:19.375
It is coming apart now.
2:26.150
Extraordinary scenes.
2:30.700
They felt that in the back row.
2:32.458
Long John has put Crooked Pete out.
2:39.200
There is nothing left of it.
2:44.033
Up it goes.
2:45.533
The Kidney will not be back.
2:50.692
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:56.767
Custard is losing bits.
3:03.242
That has come off.
3:11.633
Last lap.
3:16.958
Absolute carnage.
3:21.300
Up it goes.
3:30.517
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
3:30.767
The Coaster has it.
3:33.767
The Coaster wins the derby.
3:44.058
That has come off.
3:51.158
That is a long way off the ground.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 23.375 | Custard 23.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 47.342 | Honey Mustard 21.792 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 1:07.400 | Honey Mustard 20.058 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:32.633 | The Coaster 22.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:54.033 | The Coaster 21.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:19.533 | Damp Kevin 24.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:43.850 | Wide Load 23.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 3:11.633 | Custard 22.691 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 21 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 22 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 23 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Lump Patrol | 24 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
196 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 10-16-15-14-13.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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