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Derby · Season 8 · Round 42

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:13.167 — 3 +2 22 10.9
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:16.517 +3.35 2 0 22 11.0
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:18.542 +5.38 16 +13 28 10.9
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:23.550 +10.38 5 +1 34 10.7
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 +1 16 11.0
— Wide Load WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +8 31 11.4
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +3 30 11.4
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -1 16 10.8
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -8 13 10.8
— Damp Kevin RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -6 9 10.3
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -3 12 10.6
— Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 16 10.9
— Puck Yeah RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 0 14 10.8
— Squish RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 9 11.5
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -4 5 11.4
— Chunk RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -4 6 11.2
2.267
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-1-1.
10.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-3-4.
15.192
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 5-14-7-8-6.
19.742
That was always going to happen.
29.525
Oh, that is a big one.
37.408
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-3-1.
41.683
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald. Recent finishes: 8-7-5-15-14.
46.292
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
50.950
A new leader — Tube Sock.
56.342
That has come off.
1:01.525
And it all goes wrong.
1:07.075
Honey Mustard is in trouble.
1:11.867
Absolute carnage.
1:13.367
Butter Bean has put Pilot Light out.
1:15.508
Honey Mustard is out.
1:19.817
Up it goes.
1:25.575
Extraordinary scenes.
1:37.675
That is Sweaty Gerald taking Crooked Pete with them.
1:43.658
Up it goes.
1:46.117
Crawlspace will not be back.
1:50.775
That has come off.
1:56.442
Wide Load leaves something behind.
2:04.192
Wide Load is airborne!
2:10.075
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:12.683
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
2:19.800
Tube Sock goes to the front.
2:25.575
Extraordinary scenes.
2:27.933
Squish has put Wide Load out.
2:36.800
That is Custard taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
2:45.867
Last lap.
2:50.575
Long John is losing bits.
2:55.925
They will not want to see that again.
3:04.458
That has come off.
3:08.917
That has come off.
3:10.167
Tube Sock has it.
3:13.167
Tube Sock wins the derby.
3:18.433
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 25.733 Custard 25.733
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 55.133 Wide Load 26.141
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 1:21.767 Lil Nugget 25.975
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 1:45.508 Lil Nugget 23.741
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 2:11.667 Lil Nugget 26.159
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:45.867 Long John 26.425
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:13.167 Tube Sock 27.300
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 9 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 11 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 17 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 19 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 19 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
181 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-9-12-2-13.
146.42
7
Long John The Noodles
203 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-15-5-3-7.
11.55
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
197 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-5-2-3-9.
3.69
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
190 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 6-3-7-3-4.
2.57
22
Butter Bean The Beans
190 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-4-4-9-8.
57.16
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
188 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 5-11-11-12-9.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
182 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 5-10-8-13-10.
68.79
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
179 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 11-14-14-14-16.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
193 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-8-10-8-6.
43.65
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
193 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 14-13-4-7-6.
120.91
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
207 starts, 49 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 4-2-2-3-9.
7.02
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
162 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 8-10-13-1-10.
219.30
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
189 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 7-15-10-15-2.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
203 starts, 38 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-1-7-3-9.
6.16
2
Squish The Soft Boys
190 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 7-11-7-14-15.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
187 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-11-14-6-13.
106.38

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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