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Derby · Season 8 · Round 44

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Heel finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.208 — 12 +11 27 10.6
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:43.733 +9.53 4 +2 1 10.2
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:45.758 +11.55 11 +8 24 10.5
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:48.217 +14.01 15 +11 20 10.3
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:48.525 +14.32 3 -2 15 9.8
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:49.317 +15.11 14 +8 40 11.1
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:57.167 +22.96 7 0 21 10.2
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:58.275 +24.07 8 0 21 9.6
9 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:18.367 +44.16 2 -7 3 9.5
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 18 10.2
— Puck Yeah FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Lil Nugget FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.1
— The Kidney FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Long John has left.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
17.600
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 7 wins from 268, average finish 5.4.
21.850
A new leader — Old Gristle.
28.633
Oh, that is a big one.
37.992
That is a long way off the ground.
44.233
That has come off.
49.742
There goes a piece of Squish.
59.983
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:04.350
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-4-3.
1:09.008
You do not see that every day.
1:15.367
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-6-5.
1:20.050
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-6-5.
1:30.050
Crawlspace is going backwards.
1:39.200
That is a long way off the ground.
1:47.875
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-6-5.
1:52.358
Absolute carnage.
1:57.217
Squish has nothing left on it.
2:03.767
There goes a piece of Chunk.
2:08.558
Squish will not take much more.
2:22.825
The Coaster has put Squish out.
2:29.408
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:38.975
They felt that in the back row.
2:48.517
There is nothing left of it.
2:57.058
Up it goes.
3:03.558
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:09.575
You do not see that every day.
3:15.858
The Coaster is airborne!
3:18.342
One to go.
3:29.542
Chunk is losing bits.
3:31.208
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:33.775
Absolute carnage.
3:35.275
It is Old Gristle!
3:46.392
Stopped, and in the way.
3:59.067
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
4:14.483
That was always going to happen.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 16.492 Custard 16.492
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 34.292 Old Gristle 17.367
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 53.733 The Heel 18.800
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:12.417 Chunk 16.691
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:30.583 The Coaster 16.533
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:48.950 Old Gristle 18.367
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:09.683 Custard 18.158
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:26.350 Old Gristle 16.667
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:40.442 Old Gristle 14.092
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:00.008 Chunk 17.666
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:18.342 Old Gristle 18.334
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:34.208 Old Gristle 15.866
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 4 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 24 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
203 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-15-5-3-7.
28.77
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
183 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-6-6-9-12.
98.17
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
210 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-5-5-8-1.
2.14
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
173 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 1-2-2-4-7.
4.52
6
The Kidney The Beans
188 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 13-12-11-10-12.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
202 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 16-12-13-15-13.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
183 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-5-10-8-13.
55.46
1
The Unit Basement Heat
191 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-8-7-13-5.
29.70
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
195 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 10-7-14-13-4.
146.26
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
194 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-6-8-10-8.
75.81
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
163 starts, 5 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 11-8-10-13-1.
187.67
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
209 starts, 49 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 4-9-4-2-2.
3.42
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
191 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 15-15-7-15-10.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
188 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-3-16-12-9.
82.88
21
Custard The Soft Boys
187 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-11-14-6-13.
53.17
2
Squish The Soft Boys
192 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 13-5-7-11-7.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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