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Derby · Season 8 · Round 45

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Slapper wins at Kidney Flats

Slapper took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Damp Kevin finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:25.883 — 14 +13 28 12.0
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:27.650 +1.77 4 +2 1 10.4
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:30.775 +4.89 3 0 4 10.2
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:31.517 +5.63 13 +9 28 11.6
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:32.742 +6.86 1 -4 1 10.5
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:33.450 +7.57 2 -4 4 10.6
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:35.875 +9.99 9 +2 24 11.8
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:36.292 +10.41 12 +4 28 12.1
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:36.550 +10.67 10 +1 27 11.2
10 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:39.717 +13.83 15 +5 19 11.0
11 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:45.050 +19.17 8 -3 9 10.5
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:47.158 +21.28 6 -6 9 10.7
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:49.325 +23.44 5 -8 12 10.9
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:49.667 +23.78 7 -7 11 10.4
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -4 25 11.2
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 10 10.6
3.233
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 8-6-14-7-8.
10.025
There goes a piece of Custard.
20.050
Look at The Coaster go. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-1-1.
28.408
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
32.892
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
38.058
Custard leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-4-4.
39.558
That is Custard taking Tender Greg with them. Recent finishes: 4-5-4-4-7.
50.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-1-1.
54.825
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
59.442
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:10.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:20.050
Look at Slapper go.
1:24.483
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:30.050
Look at The Coaster go.
1:40.050
They will not want to see that again.
1:45.167
The Heel is losing bits.
1:52.658
That is a long way off the ground.
1:57.317
That is a long way off the ground.
2:08.017
Slapper leaves something behind.
2:13.550
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
2:21.342
Up it goes.
2:38.033
That is real damage.
2:42.775
There goes a piece of Custard.
2:47.792
Chunk will not take much more.
2:50.150
That is The Lieutenant taking Chunk with them.
2:56.075
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:01.817
Last lap.
3:07.583
Absolute carnage.
3:12.833
Oh, that is a big one.
3:17.117
That has come off.
3:22.883
Here comes Slapper.
3:22.958
There goes a piece of Slapper.
3:25.883
Slapper takes it!
3:30.167
That is a long way off the ground.
3:35.908
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay The Lieutenant 25.958 The Lieutenant 25.958
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 51.783 Damp Kevin 25.166
The Hairpin Clay Damp Kevin 1:18.208 Chunk 24.825
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:44.017 Slapper 24.058
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:10.108 The Coaster 25.516
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:35.883 The Coaster 23.175
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:01.817 Slapper 23.967
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:25.883 Lil Nugget 23.858
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 23 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
203 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-15-5-3-7.
11.96
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
184 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-3-6-6-9.
65.52
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
174 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 10-1-2-2-4.
6.65
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
191 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-6-3-7-3.
1.98
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
191 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 9-7-12-5-11.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
188 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 13-12-11-10-12.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
192 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 3-8-8-7-13.
46.54
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
180 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-11-14-14-14.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
195 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 10-7-14-13-4.
83.69
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
188 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-11-8-5-4.
23.40
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
164 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 6-11-8-10-13.
186.10
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
190 starts, 43 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-8-14-2-1.
3.89
3
The Coaster The Pucks
189 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-12-3-16-12.
50.60
8
Slapper The Pucks
190 starts, 20 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-11-12-9-1.
94.04
21
Custard The Soft Boys
187 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-11-14-6-13.
95.35
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
199 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 15-9-15-10-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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