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Floor · Season 7 · Round 24

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Butter Bean wins at The Patio

Butter Bean took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Crawlspace finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 56.533 — 6 +5 0 2.9
2 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 54.525 — 8 +6 16 9.1
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 53.283 — 12 +9 17 10.6
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 50.175 — 7 +3 1 11.8
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 49.225 — 1 -4 16 11.6
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 45.642 — 5 -1 0 13.9
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 43.175 — 10 +3 14 15.2
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 37.250 — 13 +5 7 17.5
9 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 34.550 — 16 +7 10 17.6
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 32.025 — 15 +5 5 18.2
11 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 30.500 — 4 -7 5 18.7
12 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 29.383 — 9 -3 8 19.2
13 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 29.317 — 2 -11 4 15.5
14 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 29.033 — 14 0 12 18.0
15 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 24.467 — 3 -12 10 18.6
16 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 13.067 — 11 -5 4 19.5
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 5-8-5-7-6.
5.608
Nowhere left for Puck Yeah to go.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.517
Look at the state of it.
9.000
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
9.533
That is as close as it gets.
10.467
Look at the state of it.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.067
In goes Old Gristle.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Oh dear.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.542
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
24.942
Tube Sock is gone. Recent finishes: 11-6-5-4-7.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
You do not see that every day.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.033
That is Puck Yeah finished.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.433
Crooked Pete is gone. Recent finishes: 4-10-10-7-6.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.833
That is Honey Mustard finished.
31.967
Less of it every time you look.
33.075
Another panel gone.
33.233
Damp Kevin goes in.
34.167
Another panel gone.
34.633
In goes Squish.
35.242
That is the sport, right there.
36.033
Tender Greg is gone. Recent finishes: 7-5-4-16-8.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.350
Another panel gone.
37.433
Wide Load goes in.
38.383
Look at the state of it.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Another panel gone.
43.175
That is Lil Nugget finished.
43.367
Another panel gone.
44.325
Extraordinary scenes.
45.275
You do not see that every day.
45.642
That is The Kidney finished.
46.208
And it all goes wrong.
47.142
There goes another one.
48.058
Less of it every time you look.
48.967
There goes another one.
49.025
Long John is in trouble here.
49.867
Another panel gone.
50.425
In goes Long John. Recent finishes: 7-6-7-8-7.
50.750
Another panel gone.
51.625
The floor is getting smaller.
51.825
That is Pilot Light finished.
52.500
It is chaos out there.
53.283
The Lieutenant is gone.
53.358
They will not want to see that again.
54.208
Absolute carnage.
54.683
Down to the last two.
56.083
Crawlspace goes in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 6 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 7 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 18 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 19 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 22 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
153 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-6-12-15-10.
29.39
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
145 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-5-14-6-13.
13.18
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
144 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-3-6-3-15.
10.12
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
150 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 3-11-11-11-15.
14.91
6
The Kidney The Beans
141 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-7-2-13-2.
7.99
22
Butter Bean The Beans
156 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-16-12-7-11.
18.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
159 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 5-9-10-4-10.
16.28
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
172 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-13-16-4-5.
11.65
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
154 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-15-14-5-3.
16.41
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
137 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 10-8-2-3-15.
7.20
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
161 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-5-12-1-11.
13.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
149 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 16-1-10-13-11.
19.29
4
Wide Load The Pucks
170 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-9-16-11-7.
18.71
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
148 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-14-7-16-10.
23.48
2
Squish The Soft Boys
160 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-4-13-12-2.
23.08
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
162 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-2-7-3-4.
14.08

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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