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Floor · Season 7 · Round 32

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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The Kidney wins at The Patio

The Kidney took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Pilot Light finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Kidney BEA The Beans 56.583 — 6 +5 0 2.9
2 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 54.575 — 8 +6 15 9.7
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 53.317 — 2 -1 13 10.1
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 51.025 — 16 +12 0 11.3
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 50.175 — 15 +10 1 11.8
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 49.075 — 7 +1 15 12.7
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 44.892 — 14 +7 0 14.3
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 43.908 — 4 -4 5 14.7
9 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 43.075 — 1 -8 14 15.1
10 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 41.142 — 5 -5 6 15.0
11 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 37.242 — 10 -1 8 17.4
12 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 34.933 — 13 +1 11 17.4
13 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 32.833 — 9 -4 6 19.2
14 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 31.808 — 12 -2 7 18.1
15 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 30.508 — 11 -4 6 18.6
16 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 18.233 — 3 -13 7 17.1
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 7-2-12-8-6.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.467
Another panel gone.
11.133
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 8-5-5-7-8.
11.900
There goes another one.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.233
That is Second Sock finished.
18.717
There goes another one.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.508
Old Gristle goes in.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
31.908
Chunk goes in.
31.967
There goes another one.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
33.308
In goes Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 3-2-15-3-6.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
34.933
The Coaster is gone. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-3.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.242
In goes Lil Nugget.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
40.408
Another panel gone.
40.508
Crooked Pete is in trouble here.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
41.908
That is Refried Ron finished.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
43.308
In goes Floppy Joe.
43.367
Another panel gone.
44.325
There goes another one.
44.708
That is The Heel finished.
45.275
Another panel gone.
46.108
That is Slapper finished. Recent finishes: 1-1-7-1-16.
46.208
Extraordinary scenes.
47.142
There goes another one.
48.058
Less of it every time you look.
48.967
There goes another one.
49.075
The Unit is gone.
49.867
Another panel gone.
50.475
That is Squish finished.
50.750
Another panel gone.
51.625
The floor is getting smaller.
51.875
That is Custard finished.
52.500
Another panel gone.
53.317
That is Crooked Pete finished.
53.358
Oh dear.
54.208
Another panel gone.
54.717
One panel each.
56.117
Pilot Light goes in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 8 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 9 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 11 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 12 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 24 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 24 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
182 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 6-15-5-14-14.
19.84
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
150 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-1-6-6-3.
9.92
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
176 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-15-11-5-14.
43.86
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
166 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 8-5-3-16-2.
15.79
5
Refried Ron The Beans
178 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-2-1-16-1.
9.91
6
The Kidney The Beans
143 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-3-4-7-2.
6.20
1
The Unit Basement Heat
158 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-7-14-12-10.
27.13
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
162 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 4-1-6-5-9.
9.60
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
169 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 7-7-1-2-6.
9.85
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
144 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-3-9-13-2.
7.94
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
167 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-15-12-15-1.
39.91
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
161 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-12-8-13-10.
31.42
3
The Coaster The Pucks
154 starts, 12 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-11-12-11-4.
21.46
8
Slapper The Pucks
161 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-13-11-13-12.
55.71
2
Squish The Soft Boys
166 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-4-2-1-12.
13.70
21
Custard The Soft Boys
155 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-8-2-8-2.
12.88

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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