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Floor · Season 7 · Round 4

The Decking — Team Pack Race

The Decking · The Decking · 26 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Slapper wins at The Decking

Slapper took The Decking — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Kidney finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1:15.858 — 14 +13 0 2.6
2 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1:15.858 — 5 +3 1 2.9
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 1:02.892 — 1 -2 3 8.1
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1:00.050 — 12 +8 1 9.9
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 59.933 — 10 +5 0 9.9
6 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 59.308 — 16 +10 0 10.4
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 54.092 — 13 +6 6 13.0
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 53.000 — 2 -6 9 13.0
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 51.025 — 8 -1 7 13.1
10 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 43.200 — 11 +1 4 16.7
11 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 40.050 — 4 -7 5 17.7
12 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 38.650 — 15 +3 7 18.1
13 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 38.075 — 3 -10 8 15.2
14 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 37.042 — 9 -5 7 18.2
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 23.500 — 6 -9 5 17.8
16 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 20.358 — 7 -9 8 18.5
0.000
The floor is live.
7.000
Less of it every time you look.
8.725
Oh dear.
10.417
The floor is getting smaller.
12.075
Well, that was always going to happen.
13.708
The floor is getting smaller.
15.317
Less of it every time you look.
16.892
Well, that was always going to happen.
18.442
The floor is getting smaller.
19.975
Less of it every time you look.
20.358
Radiator is gone. Recent finishes: 6-5-14-3-11.
21.475
Absolute carnage.
22.950
There goes another one.
23.500
Butter Bean is gone. Recent finishes: 15-7-8-11-5.
24.400
Absolute carnage.
25.833
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
27.242
Oh dear.
28.633
There goes another one.
30.000
Another panel gone.
30.908
Honey Mustard is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 2-3-7-6-3.
31.350
The floor is getting smaller.
32.675
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
33.983
There goes another one.
35.158
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 6-8-7-6-12.
35.275
There goes another one.
36.550
There goes another one.
37.042
That is Honey Mustard finished. Recent finishes: 2-3-7-6-3.
37.808
There goes another one.
38.442
That is The Heel finished.
39.050
Less of it every time you look.
39.842
That is Squish finished.
40.275
There goes another one.
41.242
Second Sock goes in.
41.475
And it all goes wrong.
42.667
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.200
The Lieutenant is gone.
43.850
Another panel gone.
45.008
There goes another one.
46.158
Well, that was always going to happen.
47.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
48.408
There goes another one.
49.517
Extraordinary scenes.
50.608
Oh dear.
51.025
Crawlspace is gone.
51.692
That is the sport, right there.
52.758
The floor is getting smaller.
53.000
That is Floppy Joe finished.
53.817
There goes another one.
54.400
That is The Coaster finished.
54.858
No idea what happened there.
55.892
They will not want to see that again.
56.917
There goes another one.
57.925
The floor is getting smaller.
58.925
Less of it every time you look.
59.308
Yolk is gone.
59.908
There goes another one.
1:00.708
In goes Stubbs.
1:00.892
They will not want to see that again.
1:01.858
It is chaos out there.
1:02.108
Gravy is gone.
1:03.508
That is Long John finished.
1:04.908
Down to the last two.
1:15.858
It is Slapper!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber Long John 40.275 Long John 40.275
Smooth Descent Timber Long John 57.925 Long John 17.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 8 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 24 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
144 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-3-7-11-7.
17.04
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
168 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-5-10-11-13.
13.32
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
156 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 4-6-14-15-16.
34.25
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
164 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-16-4-5-8.
16.06
6
The Kidney The Beans
134 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-13-13-5-6.
20.43
22
Butter Bean The Beans
146 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-10-14-15-9.
20.48
4
Radiator Basement Heat
134 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-1-13-8-14.
21.65
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
162 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-14-5-6-16.
16.89
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
144 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-1-4-4-2.
5.67
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
162 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-11-9-9-3.
9.26
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
141 starts, 20 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 15-1-12-5-3.
13.91
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
148 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-9-10-6-10.
12.56
3
The Coaster The Pucks
145 starts, 12 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-5-8-1-1.
6.00
8
Slapper The Pucks
148 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-12-12-13-8.
39.79
2
Squish The Soft Boys
153 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-16-8-5-10.
29.50
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
143 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 11-12-7-8-8.
20.07

Course preview

3 sections · 26 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Scaffold boards in a spiral. Forgiving, unhurried and the only floor on the calendar anybody would describe as pleasant.

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