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Floor · Season 7 · Round 40

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Wide Load wins at The Patio

Wide Load took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1:08.208 — 14 +13 0 2.6
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1:08.208 — 9 +7 0 0.8
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1:08.208 — 7 +4 0 2.9
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 53.308 — 4 0 15 10.1
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 51.033 — 5 0 0 11.4
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 46.642 — 2 -4 8 12.8
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 44.883 — 8 +1 0 14.3
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 43.908 — 1 -7 4 14.7
9 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 43.067 — 3 -6 15 15.1
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 40.950 — 10 0 6 15.1
11 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 37.258 — 13 +2 9 17.0
12 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 34.808 — 15 +3 9 17.3
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 31.883 — 6 -7 3 19.2
14 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 31.083 — 16 +2 6 18.6
15 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 29.392 — 12 -3 8 19.2
16 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 14.108 — 11 -5 6 17.8
0.000
Here we go.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.517
The floor is getting smaller.
9.000
Another panel gone.
10.467
The floor is getting smaller.
10.792
Chunk is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-1-1.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.108
Chunk is gone. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-1-1.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Less of it every time you look.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Less of it every time you look.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
There goes another one.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.392
That is The Lieutenant finished.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.083
That is Yolk finished.
31.967
You do not see that every day.
32.483
The Kidney is gone.
33.075
Another panel gone.
34.167
Another panel gone.
34.808
That is Squish finished.
35.242
You do not see that every day.
36.300
Another panel gone.
37.258
The Coaster is gone.
37.350
That is the sport, right there.
38.383
Another panel gone.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
The floor is getting smaller.
40.950
In goes Stubbs. Recent finishes: 3-5-3-1-7.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.067
That is Second Sock finished. Recent finishes: 7-3-6-5-5.
43.367
Another panel gone.
44.325
No idea what happened there.
44.467
Crooked Pete is gone.
45.275
The floor is getting smaller.
45.867
That is Radiator finished. Recent finishes: 8-16-7-6-5.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
47.142
Another panel gone.
47.267
In goes Floppy Joe.
48.058
The floor is getting smaller.
48.967
Extraordinary scenes.
49.867
Absolute carnage.
50.750
Oh dear.
51.033
Refried Ron is gone.
51.625
Less of it every time you look.
52.500
There goes another one.
53.308
That is The Heel finished.
53.358
It is chaos out there.
54.208
The floor is getting smaller.
1:08.208
It is Wide Load!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 12 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 12 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 18 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 31 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
154 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 3-3-10-5-13.
6.81
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
189 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-6-14-11-5.
20.00
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
179 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-3-4-8-15.
32.60
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
170 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 8-7-10-6-8.
19.32
5
Refried Ron The Beans
182 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-13-5-6-9.
18.72
6
The Kidney The Beans
145 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-11-6-3-4.
6.96
1
The Unit Basement Heat
166 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-7-16-1-14.
28.67
4
Radiator Basement Heat
146 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-10-15-15-8.
34.88
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
160 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-7-5-9-12.
26.20
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
176 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 3-10-9-1-2.
6.01
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
165 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-4-15-3-15.
38.60
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
159 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-9-12-2-5.
12.90
3
The Coaster The Pucks
158 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-13-6-1-16.
20.63
4
Wide Load The Pucks
178 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-9-12-8-10.
24.64
2
Squish The Soft Boys
172 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-2-9-4-14.
12.84
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
156 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-4-6-11-1.
8.00

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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