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Floor · Season 7 · Round 8

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Slapper wins at The Patio

Slapper took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 53.050 — 13 +12 18 8.1
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 51.042 — 12 +10 0 11.5
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 50.175 — 16 +13 1 11.8
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 49.292 — 11 +7 12 12.0
5 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 46.600 — 10 +5 8 12.9
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 45.642 — 4 -2 0 13.8
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 42.558 — 6 -1 15 15.8
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 41.000 — 7 -1 5 15.0
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 37.242 — 9 0 7 17.4
10 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 32.833 — 8 -2 6 19.2
11 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 31.067 — 14 +3 6 18.7
12 Long John NOO The Noodles 29.383 — 1 -11 10 19.2
13 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 28.117 — 3 -10 11 18.5
14 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 24.650 — 2 -12 10 17.1
15 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 21.300 — 15 0 8 18.6
16 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 13.067 — 5 -11 4 19.4
0.000
Here we go.
5.292
Extraordinary scenes.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.517
Look at the state of it.
9.000
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
9.425
Refried Ron is in trouble here.
10.467
Look at the state of it.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.067
That is Refried Ron finished.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Oh dear.
20.017
There goes another one.
20.975
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 7-4-1-4-4.
21.292
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.375
In goes Yolk. Recent finishes: 7-4-1-4-4.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
24.650
In goes Floppy Joe.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
You do not see that every day.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.117
Second Sock is gone. Recent finishes: 9-8-8-6-8.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.517
Long John is gone. Recent finishes: 7-6-8-7-12.
29.717
Less of it every time you look.
30.850
Less of it every time you look.
31.067
The Coaster is gone. Recent finishes: 1-6-1-3-1.
31.967
The floor is getting smaller.
32.833
That is Radiator finished.
33.075
They will not want to see that again.
34.167
There goes another one.
35.242
Another panel gone.
36.300
There goes another one.
37.242
In goes Stubbs.
37.350
Well, that was always going to happen.
38.383
They will not want to see that again.
39.400
Another panel gone.
40.408
Less of it every time you look.
41.000
Crawlspace goes in.
41.408
They will not want to see that again.
42.392
Look at the state of it.
42.558
In goes The Kidney.
43.367
You do not see that every day.
44.325
Another panel gone.
45.275
Well, that was always going to happen.
45.642
In goes Damp Kevin.
46.208
There goes another one.
47.042
Honey Mustard goes in.
47.142
Extraordinary scenes.
48.058
Extraordinary scenes.
48.967
The floor is getting smaller.
49.292
Gravy is gone.
49.867
Oh dear.
50.692
Custard is gone.
50.750
Less of it every time you look.
51.625
Look at the state of it.
52.092
Down to the last two.
52.500
Another panel gone.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 12 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 19 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 2/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
144 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-3-7-11-7.
19.61
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
168 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-5-10-11-13.
17.21
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
164 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-16-4-5-8.
17.17
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
139 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 4-16-8-3-10.
11.26
5
Refried Ron The Beans
163 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-14-2-4-8.
21.00
6
The Kidney The Beans
134 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-13-13-5-6.
21.27
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
162 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-14-5-6-16.
26.33
4
Radiator Basement Heat
134 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-1-13-8-14.
29.73
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
162 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-11-9-9-3.
8.75
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
144 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-1-4-4-2.
7.75
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
148 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-9-10-6-10.
13.06
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
150 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 3-6-14-8-14.
16.80
8
Slapper The Pucks
148 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-12-12-13-8.
52.61
3
The Coaster The Pucks
145 starts, 12 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-5-8-1-1.
5.33
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
143 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 11-12-7-8-8.
17.04
21
Custard The Soft Boys
143 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-2-16-13-3.
13.73

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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