Floor · Season 7 · Round 9
The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race
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Radiator wins at The Mezzanine
Radiator took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Custard finished second. The Beans took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 59.233 | — | 8 | +7 | 0 | 2.9 |
| 2 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 57.225 | — | 16 | +14 | 3 | 8.9 |
| 3 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 56.567 | — | 5 | +2 | 0 | 9.6 |
| 4 | The Kidney | The Beans | 38.200 | — | 6 | +2 | 0 | 18.4 |
| 5 | Slapper | The Pucks | 37.425 | — | 14 | +9 | 1 | 18.1 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 36.958 | — | 1 | -5 | 0 | 20.0 |
| 7 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 32.117 | — | 10 | +3 | 2 | 18.0 |
| 8 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 24.083 | — | 9 | +1 | 3 | 18.7 |
| 9 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 20.533 | — | 7 | -2 | 1 | 18.9 |
| 10 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 20.500 | — | 11 | +1 | 1 | 19.0 |
| 11 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 20.242 | — | 12 | +1 | 7 | 18.7 |
| 12 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 20.108 | — | 13 | +1 | 1 | 18.3 |
| 13 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 18.667 | — | 15 | +2 | 5 | 17.9 |
| 14 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 15.692 | — | 2 | -12 | 5 | 18.9 |
| 15 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 14.208 | — | 3 | -12 | 0 | 18.7 |
| 16 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 11.583 | — | 4 | -12 | 3 | 19.2 |
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And we are away. Recent finishes: 4-7-3-6-5.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.617
And it all goes wrong.
8.042
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
9.200
They will not want to see that again.
10.750
Another panel gone.
11.583
That is Second Sock finished. Recent finishes: 6-9-8-8-6.
12.275
Less of it every time you look.
13.783
And it all goes wrong.
14.208
Damp Kevin goes in. Recent finishes: 6-6-8-6-7.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
15.692
Floppy Joe goes in.
16.708
You do not see that every day.
18.133
Another panel gone.
18.667
That is Squish finished. Recent finishes: 3-4-4-2-2.
19.542
Less of it every time you look.
20.108
That is The Coaster finished.
20.917
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
21.508
The Lieutenant is gone.
22.275
The floor is getting smaller.
22.908
In goes Chunk.
23.617
Less of it every time you look.
24.308
In goes Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 4-8-8-7-16.
24.933
And it all goes wrong.
25.708
That is Thick Rick finished.
26.233
They will not want to see that again.
27.517
Another panel gone.
28.775
And it all goes wrong.
30.017
Another panel gone.
31.033
Stubbs is right on the edge.
31.242
Well, that was always going to happen.
32.433
In goes Stubbs.
32.450
There goes another one.
33.642
There goes another one.
34.817
They will not want to see that again.
35.983
Less of it every time you look.
36.958
That is Long John finished.
37.125
Less of it every time you look.
38.250
Absolute carnage.
38.358
Slapper is gone.
39.367
And it all goes wrong.
39.758
In goes The Kidney.
40.467
You do not see that every day.
41.558
Another panel gone.
42.633
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.692
Another panel gone.
44.742
Another panel gone.
45.775
Another panel gone.
46.800
The floor is getting smaller.
47.808
Less of it every time you look.
48.808
The floor is getting smaller.
49.792
There goes another one.
50.775
And it all goes wrong.
51.733
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
52.692
There goes another one.
53.642
The floor is getting smaller.
54.575
The floor is getting smaller.
55.500
It is chaos out there.
56.408
The floor is getting smaller.
56.567
In goes Refried Ron.
57.317
The floor is getting smaller.
57.967
Down to the last two.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Plate | Refried Ron | 37.125 | Refried Ron 37.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Plate | Refried Ron | 53.642 | Refried Ron 16.517 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Beans | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Basement Heat | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 15 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 17 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 20 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 21 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 31 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol
142 starts, 20 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 12-15-1-12-5.
16.14
Course preview
3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent
Plate
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.
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