Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 19

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:54.238 4 +3 17 21.0
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 6:57.583 +3.35 5 +3 31 13.1
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:48.428 +54.19 7 +4 25 12.8
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:00.494 +66.26 8 +4 23 13.2
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:07.727 +73.49 2 -3 15 19.7
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:17.238 +83.00 3 -3 25 12.5
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:22.311 +88.07 1 -6 26 13.1
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:23.461 +89.22 6 -2 33 13.6
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 19.6 contacts an event coming in.
5.767
Gravy takes the lead.
11.433
Well, that was always going to happen.
15.083
Look at that.
18.672
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 6-13-4-4-9.
24.033
Pilot Light slips to the rear.
28.033
Right into it goes Custard.
32.267
The Coaster is airborne.
37.850
That is the sport, right there.
48.983
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 1-8-2-1-2.
54.083
Gravy is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-11-1-2-2.
59.494
No idea what happened there.
1:10.750
Extraordinary scenes.
1:14.872
Look at that. Recent finishes: 1-8-2-1-2.
1:20.206
Big air for Gravy.
1:24.922
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:28.622
And Gravy takes flight.
1:32.050
Up goes Second Sock.
1:35.933
And Pilot Light takes flight.
1:36.883
Here comes Gravy.
1:39.883
It is The Coaster!
1:46.183
That is not going to help.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Big Randy 1.978 Big Randy 1.978
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 5.144 Gravy 2.877
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 7.456 Gravy 2.312
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 10.656 The Coaster 3.000
The Drops Hard Gravy 12.339 Gravy 1.683
Peg Field Hard Gravy 13.667 Stubbs 1.317
The Pinball Table Slick Gravy 16.028 Stubbs 1.833
Collision Funnel Hard Gravy 17.139 Stubbs 1.028
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 18.889 Gravy 1.750
Barrier Run Smooth Gravy 20.306 Gravy 1.417
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 22.017 Gravy 1.711
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 24.300 The Coaster 1.578
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 26.906 The Coaster 1.878
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Coaster 28.328 The Coaster 1.261
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Coaster 30.694 The Coaster 2.366
The Kicker Smooth The Coaster 32.128 The Coaster 1.434
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 34.328 The Coaster 2.200
S-Bend Smooth The Coaster 37.822 The Coaster 3.494
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 43.872 Custard 4.817
The Funnel Smooth The Coaster 46.089 The Coaster 2.217
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 48.544 The Coaster 2.455
The Gauntlet Smooth The Coaster 51.500 Gravy 2.089
The Hairpin Smooth The Coaster 55.594 Gravy 3.822
Split Route Smooth The Coaster 58.411 The Coaster 2.817
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:03.539 Gravy 4.633
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 1:06.456 The Coaster 2.917
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 1:08.856 The Coaster 2.400
The Plunge Metal The Coaster 1:11.539 Pilot Light 2.044
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:13.783 Gravy 2.206
The Kicker Hard The Coaster 1:14.772 Gravy 0.950
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:16.817 Gravy 1.866
The Gap Hard The Coaster 1:18.894 Gravy 2.006
The Drops Hard Gravy 1:22.528 Gravy 1.500
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 1:24.967 Gravy 2.439
The Washboard Hard Gravy 1:27.189 Gravy 2.222
Big Air Metal Gravy 1:29.633 Gravy 2.444
Smooth Descent Smooth Gravy 1:32.417 Refried Ron 2.455
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 1:34.956 Gravy 2.539
Final Sprint Hard Gravy 1:37.817 Gravy 2.861
Target Zone Carpet Gravy 1:38.906 Gravy 1.089
Exit Gate Hard Gravy 1:39.883 Gravy 0.977
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 NOO The Noodles 4 1/1 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 5 0/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 0/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
259 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-6-6-12.
39.82
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
258 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-5-7-8-9.
50.92
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
260 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-8-12-6-13.
134.39
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
257 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 16-4-6-7-12.
107.06
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
252 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-3-3-13.
5.34
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
236 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-2-2-2.
2.75
3
The Coaster The Pucks
264 starts, 125 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-1-3-1.
2.16
21
Custard The Soft Boys
270 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 9-4-4-4-4.
15.34

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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