· Season 10 · Round 2
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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The Coaster wins at Nan's Landing
The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 8:11.105 | — | 12 | +11 | 34 | 14.1 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:31.472 | +20.37 | 16 | +14 | 32 | 14.0 |
| 3 | Slapper | The Pucks | 8:39.578 | +28.47 | 6 | +3 | 34 | 15.2 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:53.006 | +41.90 | 1 | -3 | 36 | 13.3 |
| 5 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 8:57.222 | +46.12 | 5 | 0 | 40 | 13.1 |
| 6 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 9:02.667 | +51.56 | 13 | +7 | 40 | 13.0 |
| 7 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 9:21.412 | +70.31 | 14 | +7 | 39 | 13.1 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:26.495 | +75.39 | 8 | 0 | 48 | 15.2 |
| 9 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:39.300 | +88.20 | 4 | -5 | 35 | 12.5 |
| 10 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:51.367 | +100.26 | 15 | +5 | 32 | 14.3 |
| 11 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:53.667 | +102.56 | 2 | -9 | 33 | 13.6 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:57.072 | +105.97 | 9 | -3 | 36 | 12.4 |
| 13 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:57.866 | +106.76 | 3 | -10 | 45 | 14.3 |
| 14 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 10:00.938 | +109.83 | 10 | -4 | 41 | 14.4 |
| 15 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 10:01.934 | +110.83 | 11 | -4 | 43 | 14.0 |
| 16 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 10:09.428 | +118.32 | 7 | -9 | 37 | 13.7 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
8.033
The Unit is coming through. Recent finishes: 4-7-7-6-5.
12.311
Up goes Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 6-8-2-1-2.
15.811
Big air for Tender Greg.
19.328
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
24.033
Oh dear.
29.372
Right into it goes The Coaster.
33.500
Old Gristle takes a knock. Averaging 15.1 contacts an event coming in.
37.044
The Unit takes a knock. Averaging 19.0 contacts an event coming in.
40.450
Absolute carnage.
45.750
They will not want to see that again.
49.494
Big air for Old Gristle.
53.267
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-3-3-1-3.
56.739
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:00.644
Floppy Joe is completely off the deck.
1:04.139
Chunk takes a knock.
1:07.539
You do not see that every day.
1:12.033
Squish cannot hold position.
1:17.411
That is not going to help.
1:21.311
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
1:25.178
Big air for The Coaster.
1:28.733
Big air for Slapper.
1:32.161
Up goes Chunk.
1:35.650
Big air for Squish.
1:39.683
Slapper finds trouble.
1:43.167
It is chaos out there.
1:46.917
Tender Greg is completely off the deck.
1:50.739
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:55.272
And it all goes wrong.
2:00.033
Tender Greg cannot hold position.
2:01.461
Here comes The Coaster.
2:04.461
The Coaster wins it.
2:10.511
Refried Ron gets hit hard.
2:14.739
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
2:19.378
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
2:24.789
Squish takes a knock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Crooked Pete | 1.594 | Old Gristle 1.578 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 4.950 | The Coaster 3.100 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Unit | 7.856 | Slapper 2.406 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Unit | 11.561 | Slapper 2.933 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Old Gristle | 13.417 | Squish 1.761 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Old Gristle | 21.278 | Old Gristle 7.861 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 24.139 | Old Gristle 2.861 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 26.744 | Tender Greg 1.567 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 30.394 | Refried Ron 2.500 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 32.122 | The Coaster 1.656 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 33.722 | Chunk 1.511 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 35.217 | The Coaster 1.383 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 37.272 | The Coaster 1.984 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 43.344 | Tender Greg 5.405 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 46.633 | Chunk 3.077 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 48.672 | Slapper 1.727 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 50.444 | Chunk 1.528 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 52.489 | Chunk 1.916 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 53.867 | Chunk 1.256 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 56.311 | Chunk 1.800 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Old Gristle | 57.856 | The Coaster 1.350 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 59.844 | Honey Mustard 1.716 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:00.322 | Old Gristle 0.478 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 1:12.772 | The Coaster 2.662 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:15.461 | Slapper 1.272 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:19.089 | Slapper 1.383 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:20.811 | Slapper 1.256 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:22.111 | Slapper 1.150 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:23.739 | Old Gristle 1.628 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:24.528 | Old Gristle 0.789 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:25.800 | The Coaster 1.244 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:26.872 | Old Gristle 1.072 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:28.717 | Slapper 1.667 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:30.478 | The Coaster 1.372 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:33.689 | Honey Mustard 2.672 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:37.267 | Chunk 2.866 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:39.417 | Chunk 2.111 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:41.767 | The Unit 2.334 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:44.600 | Slapper 1.989 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:48.500 | Slapper 3.722 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:51.917 | Tender Greg 2.578 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:55.611 | Thick Rick 3.123 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:58.356 | The Coaster 2.745 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 2:02.117 | Refried Ron 1.383 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | The Coaster | 2:04.461 | Refried Ron 1.300 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 10 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 19 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 20 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 22 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 26 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 28 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
270 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-7-6-7-9.
88.90
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
231 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-6-7-7-11.
80.49
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
264 starts, 60 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 8-2-1-2-3.
6.33
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-4-16-8-4.
42.76
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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