· Season 10 · Round 29
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 8:28.316 | — | 10 | +9 | 34 | 14.0 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:39.983 | +11.67 | 7 | +5 | 31 | 13.6 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 9:00.456 | +32.14 | 15 | +12 | 39 | 13.0 |
| 4 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 9:10.961 | +42.65 | 5 | +1 | 37 | 13.7 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 9:15.156 | +46.84 | 14 | +9 | 35 | 15.8 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:17.384 | +49.07 | 12 | +6 | 37 | 13.9 |
| 7 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 9:21.279 | +52.96 | 13 | +6 | 34 | 13.6 |
| 8 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 9:36.706 | +68.39 | 4 | -4 | 37 | 14.9 |
| 9 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:39.828 | +71.51 | 3 | -6 | 34 | 12.1 |
| 10 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:48.484 | +80.17 | 11 | +1 | 37 | 12.9 |
| 11 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:53.195 | +84.88 | 9 | -2 | 33 | 13.2 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:57.305 | +88.99 | 1 | -11 | 32 | 16.8 |
| 13 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:59.822 | +91.51 | 16 | +3 | 40 | 15.1 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:01.944 | +93.63 | 8 | -6 | 37 | 15.0 |
| 15 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 10:02.189 | +93.87 | 6 | -9 | 43 | 13.7 |
| 16 | The Kidney | The Beans | 10:09.129 | +100.81 | 2 | -14 | 43 | 13.4 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 19.0 contacts an event coming in.
6.739
They will not want to see that again. Averaging 16.1 contacts an event coming in.
11.072
Puck Yeah gets air.
14.506
Big air for Yolk.
18.061
Long John gets hit hard. Averaging 16.7 contacts an event coming in.
23.856
Heavy contact for The Lieutenant. Averaging 16.8 contacts an event coming in.
28.067
The lead changes hands. Old Gristle.
31.589
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 2-5-2-2-1.
35.172
They will not want to see that again.
38.633
And Yolk takes flight.
42.294
Up goes Long John.
45.728
Heavy contact for Second Sock.
49.933
And The Coaster takes flight.
53.672
You do not see that every day.
57.711
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:01.133
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
1:06.428
Absolute carnage.
1:09.883
Up goes The Coaster.
1:16.217
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
1:20.033
Big Randy is going backwards.
1:24.144
It is chaos out there.
1:27.672
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
1:31.578
And it all goes wrong.
1:35.328
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:38.794
Oh dear.
1:42.500
And Long John takes flight.
1:46.989
Crawlspace takes a knock.
1:51.189
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:56.983
Heavy contact for The Kidney.
2:03.006
Heavy contact for Lil Nugget.
2:03.883
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
2:06.883
It is Puck Yeah!
2:13.022
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
2:17.244
That is a big one for Tube Sock.
2:20.878
The Unit finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Butter Bean | 1.567 | Butter Bean 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 4.967 | The Lieutenant 3.050 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 7.522 | The Coaster 2.111 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 10.528 | Puck Yeah 2.978 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Old Gristle | 12.439 | The Coaster 1.700 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Lieutenant | 19.706 | The Lieutenant 6.856 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 22.567 | The Lieutenant 2.861 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Lieutenant | 25.100 | Squish 1.606 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 30.811 | Squish 2.050 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 32.556 | Puck Yeah 1.627 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 34.172 | Puck Yeah 1.495 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 35.694 | Puck Yeah 1.372 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 37.844 | The Coaster 1.889 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 43.956 | The Kidney 4.566 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 47.339 | Lil Nugget 3.261 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 49.417 | Puck Yeah 1.867 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 51.333 | Stubbs 1.600 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 53.406 | The Coaster 1.928 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 54.794 | The Lieutenant 1.339 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 57.378 | The Lieutenant 2.089 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Old Gristle | 58.856 | The Lieutenant 1.455 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:01.189 | The Unit 2.034 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Big Randy | 1:09.444 | Crawlspace 0.639 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 1:13.439 | Puck Yeah 2.744 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:16.806 | Yolk 1.311 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:20.211 | Stubbs 1.350 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:21.878 | Stubbs 1.227 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:23.189 | Stubbs 1.139 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:25.172 | Stubbs 1.611 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:26.761 | Stubbs 0.845 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:28.989 | Stubbs 1.444 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:30.594 | Stubbs 1.222 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:32.600 | Stubbs 1.795 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:35.050 | The Coaster 1.789 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:37.861 | Puck Yeah 2.750 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:40.956 | Puck Yeah 3.095 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:42.944 | Puck Yeah 1.988 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:44.789 | Puck Yeah 1.845 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:46.900 | Puck Yeah 2.111 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:50.572 | Puck Yeah 3.672 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:53.339 | Yolk 2.612 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:57.633 | Yolk 2.855 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 2:00.417 | Puck Yeah 2.784 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 2:04.511 | The Coaster 1.106 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 2:06.883 | The Coaster 1.016 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 21 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 21 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 29 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
277 starts, 62 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-1-15-2-5.
9.03
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
266 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-2-1-2-3.
5.98
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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