· Season 10 · Round 33
The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 5:59.395 | — | 6 | +5 | 35 | 13.9 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 6:38.334 | +38.94 | 2 | 0 | 38 | 12.4 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:25.239 | +85.84 | 5 | +2 | 45 | 12.9 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:28.201 | +88.81 | 4 | 0 | 40 | 10.8 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:53.750 | +174.36 | 3 | -2 | 43 | 14.5 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:22.062 | +202.67 | 7 | +1 | 35 | 11.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:26.734 | +207.34 | 1 | -6 | 42 | 12.6 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:28.500 | +209.11 | 8 | 0 | 49 | 9.7 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.633
Slapper hits the front.
11.500
And Slapper takes flight.
14.906
Up goes Sweaty Gerald. Recent finishes: 12-7-6-8-9.
18.344
It is chaos out there.
25.022
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-1-1.
28.494
Big air for Slapper.
32.033
Floppy Joe slips to the rear.
36.439
Big air for The Unit.
40.094
Big air for Slapper. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-1-1.
44.894
Big air for Lil Nugget.
49.956
The Unit is airborne.
53.556
Big air for Slapper. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-1-1.
57.289
Slapper gets air. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-1-1.
1:01.856
Slapper is completely off the deck.
1:05.322
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
1:09.667
Yolk is airborne.
1:13.122
Right into it goes The Lieutenant.
1:16.800
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:21.006
Yolk finds trouble.
1:24.594
Sweaty Gerald is airborne.
1:28.217
Slapper has it.
1:28.783
Big air for The Lieutenant.
1:32.183
Slapper takes it.
1:38.050
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:44.889
Lil Nugget takes a knock.
1:53.411
That is going to sting in the morning.
2:01.411
You do not see that every day.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Sweaty Gerald | 1.961 | Sweaty Gerald 1.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 5.139 | The Lieutenant 2.872 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 7.511 | Slapper 2.389 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Slapper | 10.694 | The Lieutenant 3.166 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Slapper | 12.489 | Lil Nugget 1.778 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 14.078 | Lil Nugget 1.567 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 15.500 | The Lieutenant 1.389 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 17.394 | The Lieutenant 1.867 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 22.900 | Lil Nugget 4.006 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 26.133 | Slapper 3.233 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 28.128 | Lil Nugget 1.983 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 29.933 | The Lieutenant 1.744 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 32.011 | The Lieutenant 1.978 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 33.389 | The Lieutenant 1.317 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 35.933 | The Lieutenant 2.411 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 37.289 | Slapper 1.356 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 39.372 | Slapper 2.083 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 41.244 | Slapper 1.872 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 42.906 | Slapper 1.662 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 45.217 | Slapper 2.311 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 51.017 | Slapper 5.800 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 54.233 | Slapper 3.216 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 56.106 | Slapper 1.873 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 57.806 | Slapper 1.700 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 59.467 | Slapper 1.661 |
| The Gap | Hard | Slapper | 1:01.233 | Slapper 1.766 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 1:02.500 | Slapper 1.267 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:04.567 | Slapper 2.067 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Slapper | 1:06.411 | Slapper 1.844 |
| Big Air | Metal | Slapper | 1:09.006 | Slapper 2.595 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 1:10.756 | Slapper 1.750 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 1:12.644 | Slapper 1.888 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:13.883 | Slapper 1.239 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 1:15.744 | Slapper 1.861 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 1:17.222 | Slapper 1.478 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 1:19.461 | Slapper 2.239 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 1:22.278 | Slapper 2.817 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Slapper | 1:24.800 | Slapper 2.522 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:28.850 | Yolk 1.972 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Slapper | 1:31.217 | Yolk 1.867 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
245 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-6-14-5-14.
66.39
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
268 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-2-4-2-1.
2.84
Course preview
40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.
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