Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 35

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Tender Greg finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:54.560 4 +3 35 15.1
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:06.178 +11.62 8 +6 49 13.9
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:27.345 +32.79 15 +12 46 15.8
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:40.594 +46.03 16 +12 41 12.3
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:55.032 +60.47 14 +9 50 15.6
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:55.700 +61.14 13 +7 52 13.8
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:58.356 +63.80 7 0 41 14.4
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:01.549 +66.99 11 +3 46 13.7
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:04.627 +70.07 3 -6 45 13.3
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:06.272 +71.71 12 +2 17 22.4
11 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 10:10.295 +75.74 1 -10 53 12.5
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:14.617 +80.06 10 -2 38 14.3
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:30.971 +96.41 5 -8 34 14.3
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 10:32.072 +97.51 9 -5 45 15.0
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 10:32.244 +97.68 2 -13 20 16.7
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 10:35.422 +100.86 6 -10 46 19.4
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 19.4 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
They will not want to see that again.
11.944
Lil Nugget gets air. Recent finishes: 8-3-3-4-3.
15.428
And Crooked Pete takes flight.
18.950
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 7-13-6-6-4.
23.383
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
28.300
They will not want to see that again. Averaging 14.6 contacts an event coming in.
31.706
Heavy contact for Tender Greg. Averaging 16.4 contacts an event coming in.
35.111
Slapper is airborne.
38.622
Up goes Butter Bean.
42.217
The Lieutenant gets air.
45.728
Up goes Floppy Joe.
49.378
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
56.033
Crooked Pete is picking them off.
1:00.506
Oh dear.
1:04.322
Heavy contact for Refried Ron.
1:07.839
Tube Sock gets hit hard.
1:11.961
That is a big one for Floppy Joe.
1:15.422
And Tube Sock takes flight.
1:19.428
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
1:23.778
No idea what happened there.
1:27.922
Slapper takes a knock.
1:31.522
You do not see that every day.
1:35.167
Up goes Slapper.
1:38.800
Up goes Slapper.
1:42.678
And Radiator takes flight.
1:46.656
And Yolk takes flight.
1:50.139
Chunk gets air.
1:52.378
Here comes Slapper.
1:54.217
You do not see that every day.
1:57.617
It is Slapper!
2:01.678
Up goes Radiator.
2:05.344
Radiator is airborne.
2:11.406
They will not want to see that again.
2:16.033
They will not want to see that again.
2:20.800
Honey Mustard has stopped dead.
2:26.039
Right into it goes Floppy Joe.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Tube Sock 1.594 Yolk 1.583
Smooth Descent Metal Honey Mustard 5.111 Slapper 3.022
Sweeping Curve Metal Lil Nugget 7.833 Chunk 2.089
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 10.667 Chunk 2.761
The Drops Metal Slapper 12.344 Chunk 1.578
Peg Field Hard Slapper 13.889 Chunk 1.277
The Pinball Table Slick Lil Nugget 15.961 Chunk 1.656
Collision Funnel Hard Lil Nugget 17.011 The Lieutenant 0.873
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 18.583 The Lieutenant 1.327
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 19.822 Slapper 1.239
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 21.694 Puck Yeah 1.867
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 24.144 Slapper 2.450
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 27.672 Radiator 3.189
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 30.106 Refried Ron 2.228
The Drops Metal Slapper 31.700 Slapper 1.594
Rotating Drum Metal Slapper 32.978 Slapper 1.278
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 34.661 Slapper 1.683
The Washboard Metal Slapper 36.294 The Lieutenant 1.611
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 37.978 Slapper 1.684
S-Bend Smooth Slapper 44.589 Puck Yeah 2.822
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 47.872 Puck Yeah 2.145
The Funnel Smooth Slapper 50.394 Slapper 2.522
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 52.839 Butter Bean 2.378
The Gauntlet Smooth Slapper 54.867 Slapper 2.028
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 58.633 Slapper 3.766
Split Route Smooth Slapper 1:00.289 Chunk 1.567
The Spiral Metal Slapper 1:02.567 Honey Mustard 2.139
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 1:15.756 Slapper 13.189
Rotating Drum Metal Slapper 1:17.978 Yolk 1.294
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 1:21.244 Yolk 1.423
The Drops Metal Slapper 1:22.867 Yolk 1.350
Peg Field Hard Slapper 1:24.089 Yolk 1.111
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 1:25.689 Slapper 1.600
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 1:26.456 Slapper 0.767
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:27.672 Slapper 1.216
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 1:29.083 Slapper 1.411
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:31.350 Chunk 1.983
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:32.989 Slapper 1.639
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:34.289 Slapper 1.300
The Gap Hard Slapper 1:35.700 Slapper 1.411
The Drops Hard Slapper 1:36.861 Slapper 1.161
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:38.461 Slapper 1.600
The Washboard Hard Slapper 1:40.350 Slapper 1.889
Big Air Metal Slapper 1:43.217 Slapper 2.867
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 1:45.122 Slapper 1.905
Sweeping Curve Metal Slapper 1:47.094 Slapper 1.972
Final Sprint Metal Slapper 1:49.428 Slapper 2.334
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:53.089 Lil Nugget 1.156
Exit Gate Metal Slapper 1:55.378 Lil Nugget 1.077
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 5 0/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 1/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 0/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 0/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 17 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 1/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
246 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-3-6-14-5.
73.86
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
285 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-10-3-5-4.
33.02
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
270 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-8-6-7-5.
34.06
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
268 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-6-8-11-7.
95.47
22
Butter Bean The Beans
268 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-7-16-6.
90.49
5
Refried Ron The Beans
272 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-7-6-5-15.
119.56
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
273 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-14-4-5-9.
68.57
4
Radiator Basement Heat
268 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-4-12-8-16.
69.31
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
276 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-1-3-3.
8.96
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
262 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-1-3-3-8.
10.48
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
279 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-5-13-2-2.
7.59
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
270 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-5-2-4.
5.10
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
270 starts, 130 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-1-1-2.
5.09
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
277 starts, 143 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-1-1-8.
4.56
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
276 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-8-4-5-4.
31.87
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
256 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-11-8-4-6.
38.35

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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